Jack and the Beanstalk

Villager:
[the two women watch as Jack climbs the beanstalk, then the villager turns to the tearful mother] "Don't worry, Mrs Strong. He won't be back."

[first lines]

Donald:
Come in. Oh it's you. I'm sorry Arthur, I thought it was the babysitter.

Arthur:
Just what do you have against babysitters?

Jack:
Mother, look, the beanstalk!

Jack:
[singing] I fear nothing when I am in the right / Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

Jack:
[about the Princess] We gotta save her.

Mr. Dinkelpuss:
You're right.

Jack:
There's the castle. Let's go.

Mr. Dinkelpuss:
Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead.

Arthur:
[singing] Darlene a song for darling, Darlene.

[repeated line]

The Giant:
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

The Giant:
You numbskull! I can't eat, you ruined my appetite.

Jack:
Oh Mr Giant, you should eat something.

The Giant:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jack:
No, no,

The Giant:
Oh yeah.

Jack:
Oh no, no. Mr. Dinkelpuss! Mr. Dinkelpuss!

Jack:
[to Receptionist] I like girls like you, eyes of blue and five feet two.

[repeated line]

Jack:
Mr. Dinkelpuss!

Chorus:
[singing] Jack and the beanstalk we'll always remember when / He chased up the stalk and killed a giant in his den.

Mr. Dinkelpuss:
I managed this boy.

[last lines]

Jack Strong:
[singing] I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong / And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.

Jack:
I've been a baby all my life.

Arthur:
Are you as pretty as your name? My guess is yes!