Jail Busters

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
SHADDUP! [mocking the psychiatrist's words] 'In and though, 1 and 2', I think you got a loose screw!

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
[about Slip] He was a fat man for the FBI.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
[during a conjugal visit] I can't see you so good, Louie, stand up.

Louie Dumbrowsky:
I *am* standing up!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
[to the guard issuing prison suits] I know you don't have any say on the color, but I do need a 21 inch waist.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
He means a 21 inch neck!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
With all we know about this place, if we ever get out of here alive, heads are going to roll like bowling balls.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Except that Jenkins, his head is flat!

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Oh boy! This reminds me of my kindergarten days! It was so long ago!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
So long ago? It was only last year.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
How time flies.