Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Randy:
Get in the car, Steven.

Steven:
Why should I?

Randy:
I've got a gun.

Steven:
F*** that, I've got a gun.

Steven:
Duke! The part about being reborn through a living woman, does it have to be a living woman?

Creighton Duke:
No...

Steven:
Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!

Creighton Duke:
Holy mother of God...

Security Guard #2:
Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be gettin' up and walkin' around any time soon?

Security Guard #1:
We really nailed that f***er.

Security Guard #2:
He was nothing but a big old p*ssy anyway.

Robert Campbell:
I'm going to say a couple of words to you and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.

Creighton Duke:
Okay.

Robert Campbell:
Jason Voorhees.

Creighton Duke:
That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.

Creighton Duke:
I don't think so.

Creighton Duke:
Through a Voorhees was he born... through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.

Creighton Duke:
I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.

Sheriff Ed Landis:
That's my girl you're talking about.

Creighton Duke:
She's only your girl 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.

Luke:
We're going to Camp Crystal Lake.

Steven:
Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?