Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again

Mr. Hyde:
[as Hyde] I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it?

Nurse with Telegram:
I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring.

Mr. Hyde:
Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!

Customs Man at Heathrow:
Anything to declare, sir?

Mr. Hyde:
Man has not evolved an inch from the primordial slime that spawned him.

Customs Man at Heathrow:
Very good, sir.

Dr. Jekyll:
Yes! I'm Dr. Jekyll!

[Tries to flush the powder down the toilet but grabs it at the last second]

Dr. Jekyll:
How stupid of me! What if this had been flushed out to sea? How callous of me, not to think of the fishes and the dolphins and the whales and the pelicans... they could be damaged by this terrible, terrible... ohhhhh...

[starts cutting lines from the powder]

Dr. Jekyll:
I'll just weigh it first, to see how much I'm actually throwing out. That's important! Important, scientific data. Official weight...

[dumps the powder on the scale]

Dr. Jekyll:
A LOT! Oh, I'm acting like a two year old baby! Why throw it away? I worked hard to come up with this stuff. I should save it. For future experiments. Yeah, future experiments! That's it! I'll save it! Not all of it, just a little tiny bit. Maybe, oh... ALL OF IT! Not that I would ever take any of it again myself. NOPE, I'LL GET RID OF IT! Who needs it? Not me! I've got self control! Yeah. I wonder... whose picture's on a one dollar bill?

[pulls out a dollar bill and starts rolling it up]

Dr. Jekyll:
Oh sure! George Washington! Oh, that's right. Hi, George! Bye, George!

[sticks the rolled-up dollar in his nose]

Dr. Jekyll:
This is madness. I have a wonderful woman who loves me, a rewarding career, the respect of my peers... so what the hell? One line won't hurt!

[snorts the powder]

Dr. Jekyll:
OOHHHHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!