Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again1982

Dr. Jekyll:
I'll just weigh it first, to see how much I'm actually throwing out. That's important! Important, scientific data. Official weight...

[dumps the powder on the scale]

Dr. Jekyll:
A LOT! Oh, I'm acting like a two year old baby! Why throw it away? I worked hard to come up with this stuff. I should save it. For future experiments. Yeah, future experiments! That's it! I'll save it! Not all of it, just a little tiny bit. Maybe, oh... ALL OF IT! Not that I would ever take any of it again myself. NOPE, I'LL GET RID OF IT! Who needs it? Not me! I've got self control! Yeah. I wonder... whose picture's on a one dollar bill?

[pulls out a dollar bill and starts rolling it up]

Dr. Jekyll:
Oh sure! George Washington! Oh, that's right. Hi, George! Bye, George!

[sticks the rolled-up dollar in his nose]

Dr. Jekyll:
This is madness. I have a wonderful woman who loves me, a rewarding career, the respect of my peers... so what the hell? One line won't hurt!

[snorts the powder]

Dr. Jekyll:
OOHHHHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!