Jericho

Gail Green:
If you'd have favored your father a little less and your dinky Uncle Dennis a little more, you'd have made a hell of a jockey. Talk to me. I'm tired of listening to my own voice.

Mimi Clark:
Oh my god I wish I prayed!

Stanley Richmond:
[referring to the stolen pesticides] I can't believe this is what we've come to.

Mimi Clark:
We don't have a choice, it's every man for himself, now.

Allison Hawkins:
[in reference to Jake] Is he a good man or a bad man?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Baby, there is no such thing.

Gail Green:
You said you need to harvest today. We're here to help, no strings attached.

Skylar Stevens:
Dale, why are they keeping you here? What did you do?

Jake Green:
I'm just talking to him.

Skylar Stevens:
Well you can't talk to him with out an attorney.

Jake Green:
I'm not a cop.

Skylar Stevens:
I know the machines are down but you have to take this anyway. [offers credit card]

Stanley Richmond:
Gracie, do you still have those crop pesticides?

Gracie Leigh:
Everything I have got left is right there on that shelf.

Stanley Richmond:
Thank God, I'm gonna need everything you have got to protect my corn.

Gracie Leigh:
Can anyone even eat that corn. What about that rain we had?

Stanley Richmond:
No, it's ok, the husks kept it ok from the fallout.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
We can not have photos up, it might raise questions about us as a family. I am not in this. Get rid of them!

Jake Green:
Any idea of what you're doing?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Not a clue!

Jake Green:
Thanks for your help.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
This is our home too.

Gracie Leigh:
These are for you. I lost my head Stanley, I'm sorry.

Stanley Richmond:
Thank you.

Jake Green:
If you or anybody comes near my family again, I will kill you.

Mitchell Cafferty:
[whispering] Now that's the Jake I know. Alright, now get up. I'm taking you to go see Jonah.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Come on out here. Hey!

Allison Hawkins:
Are all those cities gone?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
What do you think?

Allison Hawkins:
How do you know?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
I don't for sure

[sighs]

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Okay. Those are the cities I heard about through the ham radio, and the satellite feed before the emp.

Allison Hawkins:
How come your laptop isn't fried like everyone elses?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
It's ruggedized. It is built to withstand an emp. The, um... the government issues them, baby.

Allison Hawkins:
So you're some kind of spy? That's why you moved us here. You knew this was going to happen. Why do you have that gun, what's it for?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Shooting. And I think it's probably time you learned how. You see the way things are going you may have to defend yourself one day. Do you understand?

Mimi Clark:
[to the chicken] So it's come to this. I want you to know that this is nothing to do with you personally. I'm sure you're wonderful. But, let's be honest here. You're the one that lays the fewest eggs and I distinctly told all of you that this was going to happen. I believe I made myself perfectly clear in that regard.

Mimi Clark:
Here's my concern. I've heard stories about how you're going to react to this and if see half of you running around, well I just know that I'm going to freak out. So if you could do your best to minimize that part of it, well I'd just really appreciate it.

Johnston Green:
I'm gonna need a hobby.

Jake Green:
Did you ask Mom?

Johnston Green:
Son, I'm 59 years old, I was mayor of this town since the Carter administration, I'm a retired US Army Ranger, and a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother.

Jake Green:
It's like everyone checks in here at the main tent. They try and match buyers and sellers. They gave me three possibilities of sellers that might have the part for the windmill.

Dale Turner:
It's like eBay.

[the group walks by a screaming man being whipped by a guard]

Heather Lisinski:
Not like eBay.

Heather Lisinski:
I shouldn't have sprung this on you. This is too weird.

Jake Green:
What? What's weird?

Heather Lisinski:
[pause] Okay. [awkward chuckle] I kissed you. A month ago. And we haven't spoken since. Generally people speak after something like that.

Johnston Green:
I'm just gonna... you know... [turns sharply and walks away]

Johnston Green:
Women are from Venus; men are wrong.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
You can't just ride into New Bern and start breaking china.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Guns? Guns are easy.

Jonah Prowse:
It's a new split. I get all the weapons, the food, the fuel, the guns... everything.

Jake Green:
And what do we get?

Jonah Prowse:
You get to have bombs not falling on your head.

Jake Green:
About the weapons: You had this the whole time and you didn't say anything?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
I never thought I was gonna call this town my home. Let's get 'em loaded up

Johnston Green:
Most of you have no idea what to do or what's coming, some of you do. This isn't a fight about land or about this town. Its a fight for our very existence. Pray for each other; and while you're at it, pray for the men and women of New Bern and pray that God forgives us.

Chris Calley:
[Speaking to Stanley and Mimi after having arrived by helicopter] President Tomarchio wants to address the nation today from, uh, right here on your front porch.

Bill:
Ravenwood? What the hell is that?

Jake Green:
It's a private security firm. They hire thugs and Army dropouts. They give 'em big guns and send them out to play soldier.

Heather Lisinski:
Mind if I pitch in?

Jake Green:
Do you know how to strip wires?

Heather Lisinski:
Ever since junior high. [he stares at her] Yeah, I was that popular.

Johnston Green:
Gail, who is in charge here, you or me?

Gail Green:
You do not want to play that game.

[Jake is setting dynamite charges to blow up the mine shaft]

Heather Lisinski:
Hey. Where'd you learn how to do that?

Jake Green:
Knew a guy once.

[pause]

Heather Lisinski:
Did you blow him up?

Skylar Stevens:
Dale... Dale stop. Please. Stay here. It's not safe out there. Please stay here.

[Emily has been hit by a powerline and is unconscious]

Lucas:
Is she gonna wake up?

[firmly]

Heather Lisinski:
Yes.

Lucas:
With super powers?

[pause]

Heather Lisinski:
Probly not.

Gail Green:
This house is too small for big secrets.

Stanley Richmond:
You have a family back home?

Mimi Clark:
I have fish.

Stanley Richmond:
I'm sure they really miss you.

Gray Anderson:
The four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Jake Green:
Let's hope not.

Gail Green:
You know I keep thinking about when we were kids and how they used to make us practice hiding under our desks in case of an atomic bomb.

Johnston Green:
Yeah. Duck and cover.

Gail Green:
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that mushroom cloud. Did they have enough time to hide under their desks? It's pretty stupid huh.

Stanley Richmond:
Are you okay?

Mimi Clark:
Huh, if you call radiation poisoning "okay".

Stanley Richmond:
Were you out in the rain, too?

Mimi Clark:
Heavens no! I touched a building when we came out of the shelter.

Stanley Richmond:
Oh.

Mimi Clark:
Look, you can stop pretending.

Stanley Richmond:
What do you mean?

Mimi Clark:
I audited your farm. Why do you care?

Stanley Richmond:
Maybe I'm a nicer person than you.

Mimi Clark:
Right. Were you in the rain?

Stanley Richmond:
Yeah, for about twenty minutes.

Mimi Clark:
Well, you look pretty good.

Stanley Richmond:
Thanks. You know, try to work out. [Mimi laughs]

Stanley Richmond:
Look, um, you know I think I got the worst of it, so as long as I'm okay, you should be fine.

Mimi Clark:
You're really sweet. And you still owe the IRS $180,000.

Stanley Richmond:
Yeah, I know.

Mimi Clark:
[Mimi rests her hand on a column, and when she lifts it, her hand is covered in black] What's this black stuff?

Mary Bailey:
That used to be Denver.

Eric Green:
I don't know if I told you this, but my father is impervious to mere germs.

April Green:
Oh really?

Johnston Green:
Yeah, I believe that was the quote.

Gail Green:
First inauguration, I have it all on video.

Johnston Green:
It was a joke, I was trying to... April, don't ever make a mistake, this family will never let you forget it!

Gail Green:
Where's Emily?

Jake Green:
She's not going.

Gail Green:
Good. Your not going alone are you?

Jake Green:
Yee. Don't give me that look.

Gail Green:
What look?

Jake Green:
You know what look, that look.

Gail Green:
Hey, I do this 72 hundred times, I've watched you drive away not knowing if you were coming home, I've earned a look.

Jake Green:
I'm coming back.

Bonnie Richmond:
Stanley! [runs to Stanley]

Stanley Richmond:
Thank God!

Jake Green:
No, hey, hey, no! [pulls Bonnie back] Stanley don't touch her. The rain may be radioactive.

Johnston Green:
In my office. Now. [punches Gray Anderson] Right now these people need our leadership. I will not have you tearing this town apart. And when all this is over, if you and I are still alive, you investigate your ass off. In the meantime, if I hear anymore talk like that out of you, you and I are gonna have a problem. Do we understand each other?

Jake Green:
Going out is more important then ever, alright? If this country is at war we need to know it!

Johnston Green:
I can't just sit around here all day. We've got to find the sheriff and his men; we've got to get the power back on.

Gail Green:
Okay, now you're going to stay here as long as it takes. Now, don't make me take your pants with me.

Johnston Green:
I can run this town without my pants.

Gail Green:
It wouldn't be the first time.

Stanley Richmond:
Yeah... I'm really sick of getting poked with needles every ten minutes. They'll be really sorry when my spider powers kick in. [makes a goofy face]

Jake Green:
Well, you're still an idiot, so that's a good sign.

Stanley Richmond:
[laughs] Yeah.

Mimi Clark:
You know, this is crazy. I told you that I can't hunt. Now you want me to kill Bambi.

Mimi Clark:
The closest I ever got to the outdoors was the Ralph Lauren section at Neiman Marcus.

Stanley Richmond:
There you go, bargain hunting. Same thing, but with a gun.

Mimi Clark:
Bargains? At Neimans? [laughs] Sometimes, I forget that the biggest designer in your closet is Wrangler.

Darcy Hawkins:
[Speaking to Robert] Jimmy came back to work. He saw the picture of Sarah Mason and he told Beck that you were connected to her.

Heather Lisinski:
I don't think this is such a good idea.

Jake Green:
No choice.

Heather Lisinski:
Well, then, at least let me do some work on the car.

Jake Green:
There's no time, I have to go now. Wha-wait, you said it was sturdy.

Heather Lisinski:
Well sturdy yeah but what if you need to out run something?

Jake Green:
Why, how fast will it go?

Heather Lisinski:
I don't know, 30, maybe 40 miles an hour- best case, down hill- and not for very long. See this is what I'm saying. Maybe you should go on horseback.

Jake Green:
A horse is slower than that.

Heather Lisinski:
A horse is less likely to explode.

Jake Green:
I'll take my chances.

Heather Lisinski:
Ok, well then at least open her up easy, make sure you have enough car left in case you need to ask for a lot in a hurry. And remember, the gas tank on the thing is on the left hand side, so if somebody decides to start *shooting* at you, make sure it's not on that side.

Jake Green:
Ok, anything else?

[she looks worriedly at him, then kisses him]

Heather Lisinski:
Come back in one piece.

[he chuckles]

Jake Green:
I will, I promise.

[pause. She still has her arms around him]

Heather Lisinski:
I-I thought you were gonna go.

Jake Green:
I'm waiting on Eric.

Heather Lisinski:
Oh. [she pulls away] Um, watch out for giant irradiated ants out there.

[he laughs]

Jake Green:
Always do.

[uncomfortably]

Heather Lisinski:
Ooook.

[she leaves while Jake stares after her]

Mimi Clark:
I found some stale cornflakes in the pantry and since no one else seemed to be eating them...

Stanley Richmond:
Oh well knock yourself out here you want a little milk with those? [pours some milk into her bowl from the pale he just brought in] There ya go.

Mimi Clark:
[taking a bite] Ew. It's still warm.

Stanley Richmond:
Yeah it was even warmer when it was in the cow ten minutes ago.

Mimi Clark:
And that will do it for the cornflakes. You did that on purpose didn't you?

Stanley Richmond:
Yes I did.

Jake Green:
Mallow cups. [snaps fingers] That's what they were called.

Eric Green:
God I loved those.

Jake Green:
They were the best. I always got so much more candy than you remember?

Eric Green:
Cause you cheated! You'd trick or treat the whole neighborhood in one costume and then you'd go do it again in another.

Jake Green:
Emily

Emily Sullivan:
Why are you talking to him?

Jake Green:
It's ok. It doesn't have anything to do with you.

Emily Sullivan:
He's my father, it has everything to do with me.

Jake Green:
That's my car.

Jonah Prowse:
You left it out there.

Jake Green:
Yeah but it was destroyed.

Jonah Prowse:
Lovingly restored. I told you there was a lot of good stuff on the roads. This one I didn't even have to fight for. Besides, she was mine first.

Eric Green:
Uhh what the hell. Is that what we're driving?

Jake Green:
Yeah, I mean it's not actually a... Yeah.

Emily Sullivan:
[to Jonah] You wanted to talk. Let's talk.

Jimmy:
Ooh. You scared me. That's a good ghost!

Gray Anderson:
Are you going somewhere?

Eric Green:
My father needs medication, stuff we don't have in town. Me and Jake are going to Rogue River to find it.

Gray Anderson:
Are you sure thats a good idea?

Eric Green:
Not really.

Gray Anderson:
You be careful out there. You don't stop for anything. You don't even slow down. I mean it.

Eric Green:
We'll be back before morning. Do you mind keeping an eye on things here?

Gray Anderson:
Of course, don't worry about it.

Gail Green:
We'll be back before morning. Do you mind keeping an eye on things here?

Johnston Green:
What?

Gail Green:
You were cooling your thermometer in that glass of water. Weren't you?

Johnston Green:
No I wasn't. Fine, so what if I was, I'm tired of being sick.

Gail Green:
You have a temperature of 350 degrees. You are going to rest. You are going to take the pills that April gave you. You are going to admire this ridiculous pumpkin with me and then we are going to try and eat the pumpkin together because we use every part of the buffalo in this house. Is that understood?

Johnston Green:
Most of it.

Skylar Stevens:
Please tell me that's diet.

Dale Turner:
Cream soda.

Skylar Stevens:
There used to be a whole case of diet here! Gracie promised that she would hold on to it for me.

Gracie Leigh:
Not to worry dear. I tucked it away when we agreed on the price.

Jake Green:
Hello, Jonah.

Jonah Prowse:
Jake. Been a long time.

Stanley Richmond:
Oh, I see you're awake, must be noon.

Mimi Clark:
I've been up for a while. Hey, close the front door. What, were you born in a barn? Were you born in a barn?

Stanley Richmond:
Almost a week you've been here and that joke's not getting any funnier.

Dale Turner:
Hey, did you hear?

Skylar Stevens:
Hear what?

Dale Turner:
Mr. Anderson's back, he says New York is still there.

Skylar Stevens:
New York? My parents.

Dale Turner:
They might be okay.

Skylar Stevens:
My parents. [cries and hugs Dale]

Jake Green:
I can talk to Jonah.

Gray Anderson:
You can talk to Jonah? Find him - ...

Jake Green:
He lived up to his end of the deal.

Gray Anderson:
And why the hell are you protecting this guy?

Jake Green:
I'm protecting this town. He can get things we're gonna need.

Gray Anderson:
What can he get?

Jake Green:
He can get food; he can get gas, he can get ammo. Could you get that stuff if we needed it tomorrow? Could you? 'Cause he can. We'll do this my way now. [takes gun away from Gray]

Jonah Prowse:
I want to talk to Emily.

Jake Green:
She doesn't want to see you.

Jonah Prowse:
She blames me for Chris's death. Things might be different if she knew whose fault it really was.

Jake Green:
I didn't send him on that job, all right, you did. I tried to talk him out of it.

Jonah Prowse:
He needed a lookout; someone to watch his back. You left him alone

Jake Green:
A lookout? He needed a father.

Jonah Prowse:
All right. Maybe it is time Emily learns the truth about what you did.

Jake Green:
I told her. I told her, I told her everything.

Jonah Prowse:
Did she forgive you?

Jake Green:
No.

Jonah Prowse:
Neither do I. Get her to see me, or I'll do business wherever the hell I please.

Jake Green:
I can't.

Jonah Prowse:
Then I guess we don't have a deal.

Johnston Green:
[Speaking in the office to Gray] Did you hear him? Constantino wants a bigger fight. He's not gonna have my sons as human shields.

Gray Anderson:
[Speaking in the office to Roger] It's a mathematical problem. We've got your friends plus another 50 who migrated here. That's too many people and not enough food.

Jake Green:
We'll just have to figure out how to make what we have last.

Eric Green:
[Speaking at a town meeting to Dale] We will find you another way to get into town. It's going to be okay.

Robert Hawkins:
[to Jake] Hey don't take this the wrong way but... you look like crap.

[last lines]

Robert Hawkins:
How does it feel?

Jake Green:
What?

Robert Hawkins:
Making history.

Robert Hawkins:
[last line of the series; to Jake Green] How does it feel, making history?

Gray Anderson:
[Speaking to Jake in Cheyenne] This convention is a sham, and when it's done, I, I don't think there's anything this government is not going to have the power to do in the name of national security.

[Jake has just saved Heather and a bus full of children]

Jake Green:
What's your name?

Heather Lisinski:
Heather.

Jake Green:
Jake.

[she smiles]

Heather Lisinski:
Nice to meet you Jake.

Jake Green:
You too.

Jake Green:
We were both born on third base, quit pretending you hit a triple.

Emily Sullivan:
How about you? You got somebody?

Jake Green:
No.

Emily Sullivan:
I'm sorry.

Jake Green:
No. No you're not. You love it.

Gail Green:
Oh God, look at you. You're a mess.

Jake Green:
I'm fine. Stop worrying about me.

Gail Green:
Yeah, good luck with that.

Gail Green:
[sneaking money into Jake's pocket] Just stay one more day.

Jake Green:
I've got to get back to San Diego by tomorrow. Mom, one more thing.

Gail Green:
Hmm?

Jake Green:
[hands her the money] You have clumsy hands.

Gail Green:
I love you.

Gail Green:
I'm glad you're home.

Jake Green:
Yeah, we'll see.

Jake Green:
I go away for a few years and the town goes to hell.

Johnston Green:
Sheriff, Chief. Damage? Fire? Buildings?

Sheriff:
Nothing Mr. Mayor, the town's fine.

Johnston Green:
Let us hope you're right.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
You might want to get some black spray paint, you know, cover that. [points at the word "Jericho" on the police car] Look, I know that you're telling people that is was an accident, an I hope it was, but if it was an attack, Sheriff and there's chaos out there, you might not want the wrong people to know that Jericho is still here.

Sheriff:
With all do respect Mr. Hawkins, this is no St. Louis. [walks off]

Johnston Green:
Hey, Shep? You said earlier that you had heard that speech before. Ever ask yourself why I say it? 'Cause I happen to trust you people. 'Cause I love my town. Now, something happened in Denver, in Atlanta, and it could be that we wake up and find out that's where it stopped. But, until we know, are we going to use our imaginations to solve problems or to cause them? Now, we can get the power back on. We can find out how big this thing is. If we have to we can fight. We can fight anybody, we can fight all enemies. The only way that's going to happen is if we work together. Now, go on home. We'll meet tomorrow at the town hall. And folks, don't you break my heart again.

Stanley Richmond:
Oh, I can't believe it. Jake Green. How you doing man? When did you get back to town?

Jake Green:
Just now. Is that Bonnie? [Bonnie waves at Jake, Jake signs to Bonnie] You grew up.

Stanley Richmond:
Well, wait a minute, where the hell have you been?

Jake Green:
You know, around.

Stanley Richmond:
Jake, no one's been around for five years.

Jake Green:
The Army. I've been in the Army.

Stanley Richmond:
Good for you.

Gail Green:
Johnston!

Johnston Green:
What?

Gail Green:
Dale Turners mother died tonight in another explosion, Atlanta...

Johnston Green:
Oh my God!

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Excuse me, Sheriff, Robert Hawkins.

Sheriff:
Well it's good to meet you Mr. Hawkins but as you can see, we have got outs hands full.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Could you use an extra man?

Sheriff:
No civilians, mayor's orders.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Well I use to be a cop, St. Louis.

Sheriff:
Do know the roads around here?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
No, I just moved to town.

Sheriff:
Then I'm afraid you'll just slow us down, I'm sorry.

Johnston Green:
We had all hoped this was an accident, but the unfortunate truth is there was another explosion in Atlanta.

Gracie Leigh:
What about you Jake? Where've you been keeping yourself?

Jake Green:
[leans towards her secretively] I've been playing minor league baseball.

Gracie Leigh:
Oh. Is that a fact?

Emily Sullivan:
Where have you been?

Jake Green:
The navy. [pause] Oh why do I even bother?

Emily Sullivan:
Seriously, where have you been?

Sheriff:
[gathering in sheriff's office] Well I figure two teams, there only so many places they can be.

Gray Anderson:
Well what about the parents? [crowd of parents begins to get louder]

Johnston Green:
Folks. Folks. Folks! [crowd dies down] Look, I know that every part of you wants to just rush out there. I don't blame you. But as your friend I'm asking you to think about that. You're safe here. What if, god forbid, you go out there and you get stranded and your child comes back an orphan. You know the sheriff and his men, you know they'll find your kids, so please.

Eric Green:
[Eric and Johnston are walking around a dilapidated house, Johnston begins to cough] Dad, are you okay?

Johnston Green:
I'm fine, don't worry about me [knocks on door].

Johnston Green:
[they continue walking and someone steps out in front of them, cocking a gun] Oh Oliver, would you stop that.

Old Man Oliver:
Sorry Johnston, thought you were aliens. Were under attack, by aliens! Don't you know?

Johnston Green:
Yes we do, that's why we're here. Do you have your ham radio?

Old Man Oliver:
[grumbles] For you [pauses] Fifty cents.

Eric Green:
Oliver!

Old Man Oliver:
Well I need my fifty cents.

Old Man Oliver:
[Johnston pulls out a dollar and hands it to Oliver] Okay, I'll get your change.

Major Edward Beck:
[Addressing Jake and Constantino] Sit down! I'm Major Beck, 10th Mountain Division. Colonel Hoffman asked me to sort out what the hell happened here. I'm in the process of taking reports. Sounds like you two are the ringleaders.

[to Stanley]

Mimi Clark:
We're not sharing the chocolate!

Eric Green:
Look, a bad marriage doesn't get better because you add a kid.

Johnston Green:
No. No, it doesn't, but you are going to have to stop thinking about yourself first. You give up that right when you bring a child into this world.

[to Eric]

Randy Payton:
You wanna live? Stand up and fight.

Jake Green:
[Addressing Major Beck with hands up] I'm the only one to blame. The only one, so my terms are simple: my surrender for the amnesty of the other Rangers.

Stanley Richmond:
Not now, Mimi.

Mimi Clark:
Like hell right now, Cornhusker.

Stanley Richmond:
Cornhuskers are from Nebraska, I'm a Jayhawk... What? What?

Mimi Clark:
You drive me so crazy and you know that I can't stay here for ever but, the truth is I can't live without you, either.

Stanley Richmond:
Really?

Mimi Clark:
Yes, really.

Maggie:
So... you're really not going to tell me what happened?

Jake Green:
Doc says frostbite.

Maggie:
Uh huh. Doctor also say who kicked your ass?

Jake Green:
[chuckles] Someone ran us off the road. Most of it's a blur. Just tried to stay alive, you know?

Maggie:
I do.

Major Edward Beck:
[Speaking to Jake] And you have my word. Tomorrow I'm going to get into this, but for tonight I'm trusting that you can keep things under control here. That means Goetz is off limits: no threats, no retribution, no exceptions. Do you understand?

Robert Hawkins:
[On the cellphone] Sarah, the schedule's changed. It's happening tomorrow during the President's address. I'll be there as soon as I can, but there's something I need to take care of. You get everything together and I'll meet you back as soon as I can.

Sarah Mason:
Where are you going?

Robert Hawkins:
To get my kids.

Mitchell Cafferty:
[about Gracie] Jonah said he killed her, but I didn't believe him.

Johnston Green:
[Pointing to the crime scene] Jonah Prowse said he did this?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Who is your dad?

Samuel Hawkins:
You.

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
Who loves you more than anything in the world?

Samuel Hawkins:
You?

Robert 'Rob' Hawkins:
And Sam, who is always gonna take care of you?

Samuel Hawkins:
Mommy.

Eric Green:
I'm telling you it's got to be the Midwest with the skyline I'm thinking Cincinnati. [talking about the video on the TV at the bar]

Jake Green:
I wish we could read the license plates.

Eric Green:
Well let's make Cincinnati a question mark.

Emily Sullivan:
Jake, hey, you're a good man for trying to help someone you didn't even know.

Dale Turner:
Why are you such a jerk when you're with your friends?

Lisa Whalley:
Did I interrupt a lovers' spat?

Skylar Stevens:
Stop it Lisa!

Lisa Whalley:
You know what, I'm gonna go home. I only came here because you begged me to.

Skylar Stevens:
Just... go home.

Dale Turner:
That's a dollar 69.

Allison Hawkins:
Ok.

Dale Turner:
I got the last bag of corn chips.

Skylar Stevens:
I'll give you $20 for them!

Stanley Richmond:
I couldn't find an empty pesticide container so I though this water tank might do.

Heather Lisinski:
No no no, we can't use steel, there is to much risk of static. One spark and the whole thing could blow sky high.

Jake Green:
We don't have time to look for something else!

Heather Lisinski:
We can't, well, who's gonna fill it?

Johnston Green:
Right now, hire as many deputies as you can and use them to help get gas, the clinic's running low.

Emily Sullivan:
Jake, you came back for us.

Jake Green:
[steps closer] I came back for some of you.

Johnston Green:
I get it. The man has a satellite, doesn't want anyone to know.

Jake Green:
Yeah, but...

Johnston Green:
I am about to go to war with New Bern, Kansas, the home of the nearest CostCo. Today is already just about as weird as I can handle. I'm not askin' any more questions.

Johnston Green:
Quite a speech you made in there. I had no idea you were such a sentimental fool.

Jake Green:
Mom wrote it.

Johnston Green:
You think?

Jake Green:
Nuts!

Robert Hawkins:
[to Stanley] Hey, I need to borrow your tank.

Johnston Green:
[to Jake] One day, I know you're gonna become the man I know you can be. The man you were born to be. By God, that day's gonna be something to see.

Mimi Clark:
In this crazy world, we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I don't wanna leave anything unsaid, so I'm just going to say it, okay? So here I go...

Stanley Richmond:
I've loved you since the first day I saw you at Bailey's.

Mimi Clark:
You said it you said it first. No one's ever said it first to me before.

Stanley Richmond:
I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, plus I can hold it over you for the rest of our lives. [kisses Mimi]

Mimi Clark:
I love you Stanley Richmond.

Stanley Richmond:
But I said it first. [kisses Mimi]