Jessica Jones

Kilgrave:
B*tches, right?

Luke Cage:
Sweet Christmas!

Jeri Hogarth:
You're coming across as paranoid.

Jessica Jones:
Everyone keeps saying that. It must be a conspiracy.

Jeri Hogarth:
The real world is not about happy endings. It's about taking the life you have, and fighting like hell to keep it.

Jessica Jones:
No matter where I am, even if I'm behind bars, if you try anything I will find out, I will come for you, and it will hurt.

Jessica Jones:
Would you put day drinking under experience or special abilities?

Luke Cage:
You can't fix me. I'm unbreakable.

Kilgrave:
I'm a man of my word... if I feel like it.

Kilgrave:
[about Jessica, to Hope] She'll never kill me. Despite her calloused, hard-bitten, and frankly poorly styled facade, despite her several problems she still hopes that, at her core, she might just be a hero. But only if she can save you. The ultimate innocent victim.

Kilgrave:
[whispering in his ear] It's just you and me now, Dad.

Jeryn Hogarth:
You're coming across as paranoid.

Jessica Jones:
Everyone keeps saying that. It must be a conspiracy.

Jessica Jones:
You good?

Malcolm Ducasse:
You care?

Jessica Jones:
Just don't wanna be another reason for you to get high.

Malcolm Ducasse:
Don't need a reason.

Jessica Jones:
You think you're the only ones who've lost people?

Jessica Jones:
You think you're the only ones with pain?

Jessica Jones:
You think you can take your sh*t and dump it on me?

Jessica Jones:
You don't get to do that!

Jessica Jones:
So you take your goddamn pain and you live with it, a**holes!

Jessica Jones:
Now, I don't give a bag of d*cks what kinky sh*t you're into. Just be into it quietly.

Det. Oscar Clemons:
Any idea how a coed from Nebraska gets hold of a gun?

Jessica Jones:
Walmart?

Malcolm Ducasse:
Is that real or is it just in my head?

Jessica Jones:
Both.

Jessica Jones:
You know why I live alone?

Ruben:
People don't like you?

Jessica Jones:
People distract me.

Luke Cage:
What the hell was that?

Jessica Jones:
Team work?

Jessica Jones:
My greatest weakness? Occasionally, I give a damn.

Jessica Jones:
Humanity sucks and they don't deserve saving.

Trish Walker:
What if he took someone you love? Would you let 'em die?

Jessica Jones:
[sighs] Lucky me, I don't have too many of those.

Malcolm Ducasse:
Jesus, what is it with people?

Robyn:
At best, they're a**holes. At worst, they're... zombie assassins.

Malcolm Ducasse:
So what, it's just every man for himself, then, huh? Everything I learned in church, all the praying that my mom did for the sick and the dying, all the... all the community projects my dad worked on, basically, everything that they taught me... it was all bullshit? They're idiots and I'm just the only a**hole in the world who didn't know?

Robyn:
Yeah, you got duped, mop top.

Portuguese Son:
This is a very broken door.

Jessica Jones:
Thank you for the diagnosis.

[on a printed photo of Jessica]

Kilgrave:
See You Later

Luke Cage:
Sweet Christmas.

Malcolm Ducasse:
You're a good person, Jessica Jones.

Jessica Jones:
You're high.

Trish Walker:
I hate feeling this way, I don't know how you handle it.

Jessica Jones:
It's called whiskey.

Luke Cage:
Lot of booze for such a small woman.

Jessica Jones:
I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.

Jessica Jones:
Again, I don't flirt. I just say what I want.

Luke Cage:
And what do you want?

Jessica Jones:
[about Hope] She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.

[last lines]

Jessica Jones:
Knowing it's real means you gotta make a decision. One, keep denying it. Or two... do something about it.

Malcolm Ducasse:
You look bad.

Jessica Jones:
I need money.

Malcolm Ducasse:
You can have my TV.

Jessica Jones:
Thanks, Malcolm. You keep it.

Malcolm Ducasse:
I stole it.

Jessica Jones:
I figured.

Jessica Jones:
Don't look at him, don't talk to him, and don't listen to him.

Jeri Hogarth:
Or he'll mind control me.

Jessica Jones:
No, because he's an a**hole. His powers don't work through a mic, so you'd have to go in the room. Don't do that, either.

Det. Oscar Clemons:
Googling my address does not make you a detective. Good detectives use evidence. Like security footage. But the cameras at the station were all wiped clean.

Jeri Hogarth:
What if he kills you?

Jessica Jones:
Well, then we'll have proof, won't we?

Jessica Jones:
Smile. [snaps Kilgrave's neck]

Kilgrave:
Dear God, I would do anything to see the look on her face when she realizes she's helpless. I'd make her want me. Then reject her. Devastate her over and over and over until she wants to die... No, I won't give her that, either. She'd wither away like someone dying of thirst or starvation. Be a certain ring of hell, designed specially for her... Or maybe I'll just kill her.

Jessica Jones:
[to Jeri] You are who you are: A sack of dark oozing sh*t in an expensive suit.

Jessica Jones:
[to Jeri] Doing something... good... it helps with the self-loathing. Trust me.

Jessica Jones:
[about Luke] You're the first person I ever pictured a future with. You're also the first person I ever shot in the head.

Claire Temple:
I'm not special. I just keep running into special.

Jessica Jones:
They say everyone's born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you're the villain. Problem is, you don't always know that you've crossed that line.

Kilgrave:
It's Patsy!

Jessica Jones:
Look, I know that we scare you and you've never seen anything like us, but this is a good man.

Claire Temple:
And you?

Jessica Jones:
I'm an a**hole, but help me or get out of my way.

Claire Temple:
You don't scare me, and you're not my first.

Kilgrave:
Who the hell are you?

Luke Cage:
Luke Cage.

Kilgrave:
Tell me what you want. Quickly!

Luke Cage:
To kill you.

Kilgrave:
Well, take a bloody number.

Jessica Jones:
I can only fight one Big Bad at a time.

Jessica Jones:
You can't improve on an a**hole by making it bigger.

Robyn:
Goodbye, Ruben. I hope they have free express shipping in heaven.

Trish Walker:
[upon unveiling Jessica's costume] Jewel is a great superhero name!

Jessica Jones:
Jewel is a stripper's name. A really slutty stripper, and if I wear that thing you're going to have to call me Camel Toe.

Kilgrave:
Send the picture, save the junkie. Sounds like an ad campaign. [chuckles] Let's start... um, now. Come on, Jessica. Tell me we have a deal. Let me hear your voice.

Trish Walker:
You could use your abilities for something more useful. I mean, you can fly... well, jump.

Jessica Jones:
It's more like guided falling. [pauses] Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put on a cape and go run around New York?

Trish Walker:
You know I would if I could.

Jessica Jones:
I don't get you. You have money, looks, a radio show, creepy, if not adoring, fans and you're a freaking household name. What more do you want?

Trish Walker:
To save the world, of course.

Jessica Jones:
You wanna be a hero? I'll show you how to be a hero. [to everybody] Shots on Trish Walker, everybody!

Roy Healy:
You know what happens when you burn a bridge? You gotta learn to swim. Or fly.

Jessica Jones:
You have been ruining my life...

Kilgrave:
You didn't have a life.

Jessica Jones:
...as a demented declaration of love?

Kilgrave:
No! Obviously, I was trying... to show you what I see. That I'm the only one who matches you. Who challenges you. Who'll do anything for you.

Jessica Jones:
This is a sick joke. You have killed innocent people.

Kilgrave:
Well, that... that... milquetoast little man-boy? He interrupted me while I was leaving you a present which apparently you didn't even find. Come on! You cannot pretend he didn't irritate you, too. I wanted to slap him after 30 seconds!

[leans in close]

Kilgrave:
I know. I realize this will take time. But I'm going to prove it to you.

Jessica Jones:
I'm a piece of sh*t, and sh*t stinks.

Jessica Jones:
Sobriety blows.

Jessica Jones:
Tell him... Tell him the right people are gonna pay for what's been done. -asking to pass on this message to Luke Cage.

Roy Healy:
You know what happens when you burn a bridge? You gotta learn to swim. Or *fly*.

Kilgrave:
You were the first person I ever wanted that walked away from me. You made me feel something I never felt before. Yearning. I actually missed you.

Kilgrave:
We can go about our business. Move along. Move along.

Jessica Jones:
Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Kilgrave:
But cooler.

Mrs. Elizabeth De Luca:
[about Jessica] She was the strangest tomboy. She wore princess dresses with high tops.

Kilgrave:
Really? I can't get her to wear a dress for the life of me.

Jessica Jones:
I'll wear one to your funeral.

Kilgrave:
I'm not delusional. Just optimistic.

Kilgrave:
What a waste of energy.

Jessica Jones:
Was it? You just saved four lives.

Kilgrave:
I can't be a hero without you.

Kilgrave:
A**holes try. I just do.

Malcolm Ducasse:
The beauty of what he does is that nobody knows how he does this. It can't be explained, so it can't be believed.

Jessica Jones:
It doesn't matter how he does it. It matters where, so I can catch him.

Luke Cage:
Are you high?

Malcolm Ducasse:
I wish.

Luke Cage:
You slept with me.

Jessica Jones:
I didn't plan that. It just happened.