Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo (based on El Santo, Enmascarado de Plata, and played by actor Jeff Moffet, who starred as El Santo in two other Odessa Filmworks productions). This film earned an honorable mention in the Spirit of Slamdance category at the 2002 Slamdance Film Festival.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
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Year:
2001
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Jesus Christ:
Lemonade?

Father Eustace:
Will there be enough?

Jesus Christ:
Oh, there'll be plenty.

Santo Enmascarado de Plata:
He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Jesus Christ:
If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.

Dr. Pretorious:
We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Jesus Christ:
Is that you, bowl of cherries?

Jesus Christ:
I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.

Jesus Christ:
Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?

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