Joe the King

Bob Henry:
There's good people, Joey, and then there's people like me. Don't end up on the wrong side of that equation.

Mrs. Basil:
Just like your father...

Roy:
Go clean up that bathroom, kid.

Joe:
Why don't you? It's your jerk-off room.

Roy:
I'll jerk YOUR HEAD OFF.

Bob Henry:
If I tell you to do something, you do it, right? If I tell you to march out on the street and jump up and down like G.I Joe, you do it, right?

Joe:
Yeah...

Bob Henry:
If I tell you to climb up on the roof and bark like a chicken, you do it, right?

Bob Henry:
How old are you anyway? 11? 12?

Joe:
I'm 14.

Bob Henry:
Yeah, well, you're not gonna live to see 15.

Jorge:
Didn't you have anything to eat earlier?

Joe:
Um... I had some Ho-Ho's.

Jorge:
"Ho-ho's"? Get a sandwich, man. (calling to the cook) Hey, Roy, you old f***.

Roy:
What?

Jorge:
Make the kid of goddamn sandwich. He's eatin' out of the sink for crisake.

Joe:
The old guy. He went nuts... Broke all our records.

Bob Henry:
Love you.

Bob Henry:
Why don't you throw those shoes in the trash?

Joe Henry:
Why don't you buy me a new pair?

Bob Henry:
When are you going to get rid of those shoes?

Joe Henry:
I'll get around to it some day.