Johnny Bravo

Momma:
Here's your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal.

Mongo:
Or is it?

[Repeated line]

Johnny Bravo:
Woah, momma.

Johnny Bravo:
Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.

Johnny Bravo:
Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.

Johnny Bravo:
Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.

Johnny Bravo:
Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball.

Pops:
Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.

Suzy:
I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.

Johnny Bravo:
I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means...

[pause]

Johnny Bravo:
I'm hungry!

Johnny Bravo:
You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.

Pops:
Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!

Johnny Bravo:
Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!

Kid:
[shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny]

Johnny Bravo:
This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]... TV Guide.

Gorgeous woman:
What kind of idiot are you?

Johnny Bravo:
I don't know, what kinds are there?

Carl Chryniszzswics:
[in car, pointing on map] Let's take this blue road.

Johnny Bravo:
That's a river.

Carl Chryniszzswics:
It'll be scenic.

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?

Johnny Bravo:
No, your honor. I'll be defending myself. [makes karate moves] Hoohahuh!

Judge Trudy:
Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?

Johnny Bravo:
Then, I'm hired!

Judge Trudy:
All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?

Johnny Bravo:
Like this - [in begging voice] Please, oh, plea-ease!

Judge Trudy:
[slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.

Johnny Bravo:
I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Johnny Bravo:
I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.

Johnny Bravo:
All right... wait, is that bad?

Judge Trudy:
Take this knuckle-walking Neandertal out of here!

Johnny Bravo:
[being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?

Johnny Bravo:
Don't touch the hair!

Additional Voices:
Thanks for saving our neighborhood,Kung Foo Guy! But how did you know they were killer robots?

Various characters:
Robots...?

Johnny Bravo:
But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?

Roy:
You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.

Johnny Bravo:
I need to get these letters to the North Pole by tonight.

Roy:
Yeah. Right.

Johnny Bravo:
Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?

Plumber:
[after Johnny leaves assuming the time has frozen the water in the pipes, a plumber opens the pipe and pulls out a dog] Shoot, There's your problem, Mrs. Bravo; A German Shepherd in the plumbing.

Bunny Bravo:
Well, That's a relief. [whispers] Last time it was a man.

Johnny Bravo:
Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.

Johnny Bravo:
[Andy hands him a surfboard ahead of the compettition] What am I supposed to do with this?

Andy:
You're supposed to..."Jazz the Glass".

Johnny Bravo:
Uh-Uh, Man. That sounds *Nasty*!

Andy:
No. What Kind of Square are you? "Smooth the Curl"...

Johnny Bravo:
No way, Kid. I ain't smoothin' no curl, This hair's my crowning glory.

Andy:
No, Trip the Wave Fantastic.

Johnny Bravo:
Come again?

Andy:
Surf, Daddio, Surf!

Johnny Bravo:
[realising] Ohhh...

Guard:
Name?

Johnny Bravo:
Johnny Bravo.

Guard:
Occupation?

Johnny Bravo:
Johnny Bravo.

Guard:
[an old woman goes through the security gates and the alarm goes off] Hold it, granny! Empty your pockets!

Old Lady:
No way! You'll have to frisk me!

Guard:
[in a shivery voice] Next!

Old Lady:
Darn it!

Johnny Bravo:
Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.

Suzy:
Would you eat them with a fox?

Johnny Bravo:
If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.

Johnny Bravo:
[looking in a mirror] Who's this handsome guy?

[grabs a phone]

Johnny Bravo:
Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!

Car driver:
Crazy women-antelope drivers!

Bunny Bravo:
Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth.

Johnny Bravo:
Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda.

[holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses]

Bunny Bravo:
Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses.

Johnny Bravo:
To-may-to, To-mah-to.

Johnny Bravo:
[eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!

villager:
We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cry like a little girl.

Johnny Bravo:
Boo.

villager:
Aaaaargh!

Johnny Bravo:
Okay, your story checks out.

Prison Warden:
What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Johnny Bravo:
What?

Prison Warden:
What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Johnny Bravo:
Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Johnny Bravo:
[Sitting on stairs, upset] Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down.

Johnny Bravo:
I think we are ready little Freddie!

Johnny Bravo:
Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...

Johnny Bravo:
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...

Johnny Bravo:
[Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here?

Businessman:
No.

[Johnny moves on]

Johnny Bravo:
Did you see a gorilla around here?

World peace-seeking man:
[in hippie raspy voice] No.

Johnny Bravo:
Did you see a gorilla around here?

Gorgeous woman:
[in flirtatious tone] No.

Johnny Bravo:
Did you see a...

[Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards]

Old woman:
Gorilla?

Johnny Bravo:
Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?

[gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort]

Johnny Bravo:
Yeah. She wants me.

Man with swimming trunks:
Welcome to the island of beautiful men!

Little Girl:
[shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny]

Johnny Bravo:
This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not *at* this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]... TV Guide.

Foreman:
[There is a big boulder in the road] There's only way to move this rock.

Worker:
I'll get the dynamite.

Johnny Bravo:
[Johnny falls from the sky and hits the boulder headfirst, breaking it completely] Aaaah!

Worker:
Kid, you got yourself a job.

Johnny Bravo:
[Emerges from Hole, Dazed] Hot Dang!

Johnny Bravo:
[Answers phone] Troubled Teen Hotline... Your boyfriend left you? Well... uh... what are you wearing?

Johnny Bravo:
[after overdosing on Ubermass which him fat] I need to find a way to lose weight fast.

Suzy:
You and fifty eight percent of America!

[Johnny accidentally met Luke Perry]

Johnny Bravo:
Oh, my God! You're Fidel Castro!

Johnny Bravo:
Hey, look everyone, I got a mango.

Bunny Bravo:
That's a telegram, sweety.

Johnny Bravo:
Right, what did I say?

Bunny Bravo:
Just read it, dear.

Johnny Bravo:
[reads] "to unseal envelope peel back flap and..."

Johnny Bravo:
What do you think, Rubber Ducky?

Rubber Ducky:
Quack, quack.

Johnny Bravo:
My thoughts exactly!

Jungle Boy:
He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?

Johnny Bravo:
Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Fly:
It's a lie. It's a lie!

Johnny Bravo:
[to Suzy after she tells her class he is a superhero and one of her classmates suggests he stops the bank robber] Oh, you *will* pay for this.

Johnny Bravo:
[to his secretary] Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with Eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again 'cause it's Still Not Sweet Enough!

Carl Chryniszzswics:
Ooh, a recipe for German Chocolate cake! Let's see now: Chocolate... Cake... GERMANS!

Momma:
Johnny, are you warping time and space again?

Johnny Bravo:
Uh... no.

[Both Johnny and Velma's glasses have been knocked off]

Velma:
My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Johnny Bravo:
My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Johnny is trying to pick up Daphne and for a moment looks at Velma]

Velma:
[with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite!

Johnny Bravo:
[pointing at Daphne] Does she?

Johnny Bravo:
[pointing at Scooby Doo] You understand what the dog says?

Velma:
Sure, we all do!

Madame Viola:
Johnny, I sense that you are thinking that you are a man about town, a shoe-in with the ladies, whose sole purpose is to bother woman.

Johnny Bravo:
Could you say that again, cause all I heard was "blah blah blah woman"