Johnny Bravo1997

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo, you're accused of littering. Do you have a lawyer?

Johnny Bravo:
No, your honor. I'll be defending myself. [makes karate moves] Hoohahuh!

Judge Trudy:
Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?

Johnny Bravo:
Then, I'm hired!

Judge Trudy:
All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?

Johnny Bravo:
Like this - [in begging voice] Please, oh, plea-ease!

Judge Trudy:
[slams hammer] I could hold you in contempt.

Johnny Bravo:
I don't care how you hold me, just hold me.

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Johnny Bravo:
I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh.

Judge Trudy:
Mr. Bravo. Normally I dismiss cases like yours, but in this instance, I'm going to sentence you to 86 consecutive life sentences.

Johnny Bravo:
All right... wait, is that bad?

Judge Trudy:
Take this knuckle-walking Neandertal out of here!

Johnny Bravo:
[being dragged away] Uhm, can I have that lawyer now?