Jon & Kate Plus 8

Kate Gosselin:
Jon and I always knew we wanted kids.

Jonathan Gosselin:
But we never thought we'd have this many!

Kate Gosselin:
Jon and I both knew that we always wanted to have kids.

Jonathan Gosselin:
But we never imagined we'd have this many.

Kate Gosselin:
We were unable to get pregnant on our own so we turned to fertility treatments.

Jonathan Gosselin:
And we were thrilled when we had our twin girls Cara and Mady. Cara is a sweetie and everyone's friend.

Kate Gosselin:
Mady is our free spirited child. Then when we decided to have just one more we got a little more than we bargained for. We got six more.

Jonathan Gosselin:
We call Aaden our professor.

Kate Gosselin:
Collin is stubborn yet kind and Joel is sneaky and cuddly.

Jonathan Gosselin:
Alexis..... She's just wild.

Kate Gosselin:
Hannah is the leader and mommy's helper.

Jonathan Gosselin:
Leah's our tiny controller. I work full-time as an I.T. Analyst.

Kate Gosselin:
And I quit my job as a nurse to stay home full-time with the kids.

Jonathan Gosselin:
Life with two six year olds and six two year olds gets pretty hectic.

Kate Gosselin:
And although the stress of having two sets of multiples doesn't always bring out the best in us.

Jonathan Gosselin:
We're a family and we're in this together. It might be a crazy life...

Kate Gosselin:
But it's our life.

Kate Gosselin:
Today, I may very well lose my mind.

Alexis Gosselin:
Them's Cute!

Leah Gosselin:
[pushing Joel away] Get out of our room Joel!

Kate Gosselin:
That's right Joel go to your room.

Kate Gosselin:
Jon and I always knew that we wanted to have kids

Jonathan Gosselin:
but we didn't think we'd have this many.

Kate Gosselin:
We couldn't get pregnant on our own so we turned to firtility treatments.

Jonathan Gosselin:
And we were thrilled at the birth of our twin girls Cara and Maddy.

Kate Gosselin:
Then when we wanted just one more we got a little more than we bargained for. We got six more.

Jonathan Gosselin:
Life with two six year olds and six three year olds is hectic

Kate Gosselin:
And while being the parents of two sets of multiples doesn't always bring out the best in us.

Jonathan Gosselin:
It's our life

Kate Gosselin:
And we're in it together.

[while moving furniture]

Jonathan Gosselin:
Push, my love. Puuuush!

Kate Gosselin:
Last time I did that, we had twins!

Aaden Gosselin:
He's bangin!

Joel Gosselin:
I have a wiener. Daddies have wieners.

Joel Gosselin:
I have a weiner. Daddy has... daddies have weiners.

Joel Gosselin:
I have a wiener. Daddy's have wieners.

Alexis Gosselin:
[Aaden is sick, and Alexis is trying to comfort him when Hannah butts in] Don't! Him will fo up on your hands!

Hannah Gosselin:
No he won't!

Alexis Gosselin:
Yes!

Hannah Gosselin:
[yells] HE WON'T!

Madelyn Gosselin:
Some day, I'm going to be better than all of you people!

Kate Gosselin:
[after hearing Collin crying] Aaden! Come here. Aaden Jonathan. [Grabbing Aaden by his hand. Aaden starts whimpering] Turn around. Did you do this? [Pointing to the bite mark on Collin's stomach]

Aaden Gosselin:
Owie?

Kate Gosselin:
Yes that's an owie. Tell Collin you're sorry.

Aaden Gosselin:
I sowwie Collie.

Kate Gosselin:
[Aaden tries to run off] No you're not finished yet. Go sit.

Aaden Gosselin:
I can't see sheep!

Hannah Gosselin:
I didn't saw a chicken at the horses!

Collin Gosselin:
Fly Dumbo!

Kate Gosselin:
I hate this camera.

[Kate is talking about how Collin loves painted toenails]

Kate Gosselin:
He would just come up, and I would feel a little petting on my feet.

[she pets Jon's leg, showing what Collin did]

Jonathan Gosselin:
Okay, don't pet near my inner thigh. This is a G rated show!

[after Hannah throws up]

Leah Gosselin:
Clean it up! Clean it up now!

Leah Gosselin:
Hannah pooped. In Hannah's unnawears...

Leah Gosselin:
Those have them boogies on it!

Kate Gosselin:
I don't see any on it sweetie it's a brand new tissue from the drawer.

Leah Gosselin:
But it has them boogies on it!

Kate Gosselin:
Hellooo!

Joel Gosselin:
[crying hysterically] My shoe came off!

Jonathan Gosselin:
So what?

Jonathan Gosselin:
Who tore the pages out of the Bible?

Kate Gosselin:
I'm the cook and he's the waitress!

Jonathan Gosselin:
[shouting] Waiter!

[Jon and Kate are discussing Alexis' potty-training]

Kate Gosselin:
She just pooped and went on her way. And she's been pooping like that ever since. She's an amazing pooper.

Kate Gosselin:
A little help here please!

Madelyn Gosselin:
I want a quiet dinner! That's what I want!

Kate Gosselin:
Then be quiet.

Jonathan Gosselin:
I have to go change now.

Leah Gosselin:
Why, Daddy, did you poop in your pants?

Kate Gosselin:
You're not going to cut are you.

Jonathan Gosselin:
Yeah, I am going to cut it.

Kate Gosselin:
Noooo!

Jonathan Gosselin:
Yesss!

Kate Gosselin:
Jon!

Jonathan Gosselin:
What?

Kate Gosselin:
Oh my!

Kate Gosselin:
We have a major problem.

Kate Gosselin:
Oh myyy!

Kate Gosselin:
I'm taking the kids to Chocolate World... because I'm crazy.

Kate Gosselin:
Do you want a turn in the 'bus'?

Aaden Gosselin:
Yes.

Kate Gosselin:
Okay, now politely ask Joel to get out. Ask him politely.

Aaden Gosselin:
Out.

Hannah Gosselin:
Mommy, I want to sleep with the boys!

Kate Gosselin:
Nope. You're not sleeping with the boys anymore. Not until you're married.

Kate Gosselin:
I will make it through this day. I will make it through this day.