Jonas

Mona Klein:
I'm 25. But I felt like 12!

Joe Lucas:
25?

Mona Klein:
Psst!

Tom Lucas:
Last time I saw you, you were wearing your alien ninja costume! I didn't think you ever took that off!

Carl:
Got it on under the shirt, sir.

Tom Lucas:
Well, wear it proudly. You know, Joe still wears his dinosaur underwear.

Joe:
That was one time. [Looks embarrassed] Including today.

Carl:
Why are we up at 6 am again?

Kevin Lucas:
We're rock stars, sleeping is for... not rock stars!

Carl:
[pointing to a bunch of letters] We gotta read all these?

Nick Lucas:
We're gonna answer all these.

Kevin Lucas:
[writing] Dear Sophie [pause as he writes] Yes, we really are brothers. [pause] and you are right, I am the cutest [everyone stares] love, Kevin.

Kevin Lucas:
[throws letter to Carl] You can lick all the envelopes.

Joe Lucas:
One down, a whole lot to go!

Kevin Lucas:
You'd rather sort through the stuffed animals we get from our fans?

Carl:
It's gotta be better than this.

Nick Lucas:
Check it out, Kevin likes wooden creatures, I like things that swim and Joe likes things that make noise.

Carl:
What about this? [picks up a teddy bear with a snorkel that makes a funny noise]

Joe Lucas:
Stella, usually when a boy is mean to a girl, he's crushing on her.

Stella Malone:
Are you defending him?

Joe Lucas:
[looking scared] No ma'am.

Carl:
It's the fact that you're famous made me a little...

Kevin Lucas:
Annoying?

Carl:
Yeah and...

Kevin Lucas:
...obnoxious

Carl:
Sure but...

Kevin Lucas:
[reading a dictionary] "Troublesome, fastidious, irksome..."

Nick Lucas:
I think he gets it, Kevin

Kevin Lucas:
[closes dictionary angrily]

Joe Lucas:
...or that time at summer camp when that rabbit got into our tent and Kevin went out screaming [everyone laughs]

Kevin Lucas:
The shadow made it look like a bear.

Nick Lucas:
With big floppy ears?

Kevin Lucas:
That's what made it more scary.

Kevin Lucas:
[to Carl] Dude! You're cheesing our wall!

Kevin Lucas:
You read my e-mails?

Carl:
Just the ones you already opened.

Nick Lucas:
[to Kevin] I told you "kevinspassword" was a bad password.

Kevin Lucas:
You know, I do have an idea how we can make this right.

Nick Lucas:
Really? can you tell us your idea without using the words: chowder, monkey, pogo or time machine?

Kevin Lucas:
No.

Kevin Lucas:
Sometimes it hard to be the different one, but with anja we're both the different one... So we're the same... in that we're different from all the others that are the same.

Nick:
to Joe: Dude, get your jacket we're hiting the movies.

Kevin:
We're goin' to see Velocity Overkill!

Nick:
Dude there's a scene where there's a car, jumping over a car that's jumping over ANOTHER CAR!

Nick:
[cellphone goes off] [picks up] I'll call you back.

Kevin:
[cellphone goes off] [picks up] I'll call you back.

Joe:
[cellphone goes off] [picks up] Hey dude! Of course I've got time -... I'll call you back.

Joe:
Kevin said "we'll put the garbage outside!". Nick said "yeah we'll do that!". I said, "I'm Joe and i'll put the garbage outside!".

Kevin:
So... what's your point?

Joe:
Why is it that every inspiring speach has to have a point?

Stella Malone:
We're in a clothingstore. I'll make costumes for you guys so you can sneak out unseen!

Kevin:
Great! I'll go as Joe, Joe as Nick and Nick as me. No one will recognize us!

Joe:
[to Nick, while wearing night-vision goggles] I can see your underwear.

Nick:
Those aren't x-ray goggles.

Joe:
No, your pants are ridin' a little low, my brotha. [Nicks indignantly pulls his pants up]

Kevin Lucas:
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Stella Malone:
What?

Kevin Lucas:
Mom said no running on the stairs.

Joe Lucas:
You're worried about that?

Kevin Lucas:
Who are you more afraid of? A ghost or mom?

Stella Malone:
*pauses, considering* Good point.

Kevin Lucas:
With what do you lure ghosts?

Joe Lucas:
Breadcrumbs.

Kevin Lucas:
That's for pigeons.

Stella Malone:
Milk and cookies.

Joe Lucas:
That's for Santa.

Kevin:
Dude. We're your brothers.

Joe:
We're gonna make fun of you no matter what it is.