Joy Ride

Lewis:
He's watching us!

Fuller:
Do a woman's voice.

Rusty Nail:
I was just playing.

Lewis:
Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?

Fuller:
Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... oh wait, I must have mixed my child-hood with someone else's I mean... no.

Rusty Nail:
Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?

Lewis:
Rusty Nail?

Ice Truck Driver:
Do you guys need help back to the main road?

Fuller:
No, we're okay, now that we're not murdered or anything.

Venna:
Have you guys named it yet?

Fuller:
Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad" or "Lewis's Shitty Newport".

Fuller:
I have never felt like more of a p*ssy in my entire life.

Fuller:
This is like some kinda prehistoric Internet.

Fuller:
I'VE GOT A GUN!

Ice Truck Driver:
OH, YEAH, WELL, I'VE GOT A MASTERCARD

Venna:
I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio.

Venna:
How afraid should I be?

Fuller:
More than usual.

Rusty Nail:
You know, Black Sheep, you really oughtta get that fixed.

Fuller:
Get what fixed?

Rusty Nail:
Your tail light.

Fuller:
So, do you need me to drive, er, you good?

Lewis:
I've got a plan.

Venna:
What's your plan?

Lewis:
Let's never go back there again.

Venna:
Oh, I can't wait to never go back there.

Fuller:
Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.

Lewis:
You put a hole in my car.

Fuller:
Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!

Rusty Nail:
Now they know what it feels like... to be the butt-end of the joke. Your palms sweating, your face burning up. Now they know what it's like... to be the f***ing punch line.

Rusty Nail "Where's My Candy Cane?" I got the Pink Champaign!