Joyful Noise

[from trailer]

G.G. Sparrow:
Who cares if I've had a few little nips and tucks? God didn't make plastic surgeons so they could starve!

[from trailer]

G.G. Sparrow:
Well, I am who I am.

Vi Rose Hill:
Well, maybe you were... five procedures ago!

[from trailer]

Vi Rose Hill:
Quit it with those nails, Edward Scissorhands!

G.G. Sparrow:
[to Randy and Oliva who are making out in the kitchen] Oh no, THIS is not turning into THAT in my house!

G.G. Sparrow:
Get your butt off my table, I eat there.

G.G. Sparrow:
Bernie, you old son of a baptist.

How could you forget the best one!:
"your train of thought makes all the local stops."