Jungle Siren

[Major Renault explains Captain Hart's next mission]

Maj. Renault:
And this isn't going to be easy because of Chief Selangi.

Captain Gary Hart:
Chief Selangi, sir? Who's he?

Maj. Renault:
One of the tribal leaders. A scoundrel - a Nazi quisling. He's been traveling all over the colony trying to raise a fifth column for Hitler. I need not remind you this is worse than all the dangers of the jungle.

Captain Gary Hart:
This isn't Broadway and 42nd Street - what were you dreaming about?

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
I was dancin' with two of the most beautiful dolls you've ever seen - all suntanned like at Coney Island - and wearing sarongs!

Captain Gary Hart:
Listen, Junior, the glamour girls in Africa are just a trifle more than suntanned.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Yeah?

Captain Gary Hart:
Yeah. And they don't wear sarongs.

Kuhlaya:
But Chief Selangi started eighth column here!

Dr. Thomas Harrigan:
No - fifth column. And fifth column or eighth column, you're not helping any by starting a war now.

Captain Gary Hart:
Cheer up, sweetheart. You'll soon be up to your ears in work and you won't have time to think about women.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.

Herr George Lukas:
A mere slip of a girl must not obstruct the destiny of the New Order.

[the beautiful Kuhlaya, clad in a scanty sarong, gestures for Hart and Jenkins to follow]

Captain Gary Hart:
I wonder what her game is.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
What ever it is, I'll play - on her team!

Frau Anna Lukas:
You look as if you've gone through ten wars, Captain.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Lady, what happened to us should happen to Hitler.

Dr. Thomas Harrigan:
Captain, you're looking at Carabi's guardian angel.

Captain Gary Hart:
Not only Carabi's, Doctor - ours as well.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Sure, Doc. If it wasn't for her, we'd be cannibal pot roast right now.

[Mike flexes his muscles]

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Hey, another ten days of this and I'll have a physique like Buster Crabbe!

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
What about that gal?

Captain Gary Hart:
What gal?

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
What gal? You know what gal - Lukas' wife. Did she really come up to you last night to warn you?

Captain Gary Hart:
Yep.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
Anything else?

Captain Gary Hart:
Anything else, Junior, is a military secret.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
All right, Captain Casanova.

[Kuhlaya, using her bow and arrows, rescues Gary and Mike from an ambush]

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
If it ain't William Tell in a sarong!

[Chief Selangi makes an impassioned speech to the native tribesmen]

Frau Anna Lukas:
What is he saying?

Herr George Lukas:
He's convincing them that the Americans have brought the plague and should die. I believe your friend Captain Hart will find it difficult to cope with this problem.

Frau Anna Lukas:
You mean they will kill him?

Herr George Lukas:
Naturally, after they torture him for a bit.

Sergeant Mike Jenkins:
It's a fine thing for a guy from Brooklyn to have to die in a briar patch like this.