Jungre de Ikou

Takuma:
[after Natsumi jumps on his face] I can see your underwear.

TV Announcer:
We're counting on you,magic girls! The fate of Japan lies in your breasts! I mean in your... hands.

Rongo:
[after watching Natsumi perform a perverted transformation dance] That was the sleaziest transformation I've ever seen!

Mii:
[Ahem shows up,Natsumi's panties on his face] AAAAH!What the heck are you doing with my underwear on your head?

Man In Building:
[after being crushed between Mii's breasts] I'm in pain!But I'm so happy!

Little Rongo:
[Ongo gets angry at Rongo and a burst of energy from him zaps the flower in her hair,killing it] Uh, Master Ongo?

Ongo:
Uh,yeah what?

Little Rongo:
It looks like my flower died.

Ongo:
Yeah well, whatcha expect from a city flower, anyway?

Nami:
[sweetly and softly] You see, my dream is to one day take over the world with my magical powers.

Ongo:
[on Natsumi's bed, raises spear] Yo!

Natsumi:
[slips back under covers] Ah,I must still be dreaming.

Ongo:
[Natsumi and Ongo are on the back of a whale] I know! All I have to do is just tell the whale to go back to it's home in the ocean!

Natsumi:
But how do we talk to him?

Ongo:
Leave it to me!

[moves to the whale's eye and says something in New Guinean, the whale angrily smashes against a building]

Natsumi:
So what happened this time?

Ongo:
We really didn't see eye to eye, actually I think he might be a foreigner.

Natsumi:
[Natsumi has thrown Takuma into Nami, knocking her out] Nami?

Takuma:
Nami?

Natsumi:
What do we do?

Takuma:
[moves in] Leave it to me! Ooh! I'll give her mouth-to-mouth!

Natsumi:
[smacks his face, knocking him into a mailbox] Idiot.

Takuma:
[in Evil Ongo's body,being held to Mii] I don't get it.Mii's holding me to her breasts, but I'm thinking of "her".

[referring to Natsumi]

Takuma:
We always get in fights.

Mom:
[Natsumi comes out of the bathroom holding her stomach,having just got her first period] What's the matter dear? Do you have an upset stomach?

Natsumi:
No. Nothing like that.

Mom:
[thinks] Hmm. Wait a minute! I know!

Natsumi:
[reacts in embarrassment] Uh!

Mom:
You got your "friend" ! Let's celebrate! Should I get you a napkin,darling?

Natsumi:
Oh,please! I'm going to school!

Ongo:
[Ongo is extolling how good Mii's breasts are] When it comes to symbolizing Earth's power,small breasts don't cut it, period!

Natsumi:
[remembering her first period] Period, huh?

Ongo:
Not that period, I mean the punctuation mark.

Natsumi:
Oh, just what the heck do you mean by that?

Takuma:
Period? What's that? Is it something you could eat?

Natsumi:
[embarrassed] Uh, I didn't say anything!

[defensive]

Natsumi:
Hey Takuma, you're probably reading a dirty magazine, aren't you?

Takuma:
Hell, no!

Takuma:
[Natsumi looks at the newspaper, sees Mii's picture, and reacts in horror] Take a look! Ain't she da bomb?

Ongo:
[Natsumi walks in the door, Ongo points his spear at her] Natsumi! Where the heck did you go without me, huh?

Natsumi:
My morning calisthenics!

Ongo:
Morning calisthenics? How does it taste?

Natsumi:
[humoring him] Totally delicious!

Ongo:
I want to go next time!

Natsumi:
Well,if you get up early enough tomorrow, I'll take you with me.

Ongo:
Really? Promise?

Natsumi:
Sure, sure.

Little Rongo:
[to herself] I get it, so that's the way Natsumi seduces Master Ongo!

Little Girl:
[Rongo rushes to Ongo,but a little girl grabs her] Look! I found a doll!

Little Rongo:
Hey kid, let go of me!

Girl's Mom:
Aw, it must be one of those new "Talking Tammy's".

Little Rongo:
Can't you even pretend to be afraid of me?

Natsumi:
[Natsumi comes home with a black eye] I'm home!

Mom:
You're home early! Oh,were you in a fight again?

Natsumi:
Yeah,sort of.

Mom:
So,are you going to tell me who won?

Natsumi:
[flexes her bicep] Isn't it obvious? There's no way I'd let that little pip-squeak Takuma beat me!

Mii:
Why in the world is an American fighter plane, to be specific a Grumman E2C Hawkeye measuring 57'-5" from nose to tail, weighing in at just 18 tons, with a cruising speed of 26 knots, typically holding five crewmen and used for observation and tracking flying over us right at this particular moment?

Takuma:
A woman's value can only be measured by the size of her b*obs! Flat chested girls have no real reason to live on this planet.

Takuma:
[lights in the building go out] Hey what's going on?

Nami:
[puts a flashlight to her face] As it was once predicted by Nostradamus, "The king of terror will bring darkness unto this world".

Takuma:
Will you knock it off?

Takuma:
[Nami, Takuma and Natsumi come across a wooden statue of a woman with large breasts,wearing a tribal mask,sitting in a suggestive pose] Whoa! This thing looks a lot like Mii,don'tcha think?

Natsumi:
[embarrassed] That's certainly a very interesting pose.

Nami:
The woman in the newspaper and this sculpture,they appear to have a connection.

Natsumi:
[nervously,blocks statue with her body] No! I don't really think so,y'know? I don't think they look anything alike!

Nami:
But I wonder.

Takuma:
[Attempts to peek under the statue's loincloth] Peek a boo! [Natsumi hits him on top of the head] Ow!

Natsumi:
I'm back! [sees Takuma sleeping in the Mii statue's lap,stomps on his face] Did'ya miss me?

Takuma:
[muffled] Yeah... right.

Natsumi:
Hey,where's Nami?

Takuma:
[muffled] I don't know!

Takuma:
[staring at the large crowd for the exhibition] Man,there's a crapload of people here this time!

Natsumi:
That's true.

Nami:
[softly] It's unfortunate.

Takuma:
[sarcastically] Oh yeah,it's really unfortunate.

Natsumi:
[cheerfully] It's totally unfortunate.