Junior

Larry:
You think you're the first clown whoever woke up and said "I'm bored, I think I'll have a kid!"

Dr. Alex Hesse:
When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.

Noah Baines:
Let me shake hands with the man who would be Mom.

Dr. Diana Reddin:
Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... STEAL from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, IMMORAL, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just SO MALE!

Dr. Diana Reddin:
What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours!

Larry:
Hey. I put it in there.

Dr. Diana Reddin:
It's MY EGG!

Larry:
Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!

Dr. Alex Hesse:
My body. *My* choice!

You may live here, you may die here but this will always be my house.