Kansas City Bomber

K.C. Carr:
Randy, I don't date skaters.

Randy:
A skater! I ain't no skater, I am a goddamn star!

Randy:
You bunch of female jock-strappers!

Jackie Burdette:
I said I'm okay when I'm okay and, ah...I'm okay when I'm not okay. Okay? Okay?

K.C. Carr:
I just want a little piece of the action so I don't have to apologize every time I turn around, that's all.

Horrible Hank Hopkins:
I guess they got their money's worth tonight, didn't they, K.C.?

K.C. Carr:
But you can't just throw Hank on the dump heap after you've used him!

Burt Henry:
What the hell you talking about, use him? We're all used! You, me, anybody on two legs! That's what it's all about. That's your American pie for you. You ought to know that by now.