Karate Kid

Lucille:
This is it. This is the end of the line.

Daniel:
You're telling me.

Miyagi:
Your friend, all karate student, eh?

Daniel:
Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.

Miyagi:
Problem: attitude.

Daniel:
No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem.

Miyagi:
Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.

Daniel:
That's not what these guys are taught.

Miyagi:
Hai - can see. No such thing a bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.

Daniel:
Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.

Miyagi:
Now use head for something other than target.

Daniel:
How did you do that? How did you do that?

Miyagi:
Don't know. First time.

Miyagi:
We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

Daniel:
Why didn't you tell me?

Miyagi:
Tell what?

Daniel:
That you knew karate.

Miyagi:
You not ask.

Daniel:
Well, where'd you learn it?

Miyagi:
Father.

Daniel:
But I thought he was a fisherman.

Miyagi:
In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.

Miyagi:
Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."

Daniel:
I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.

Miyagi:
You too much TV.

Daniel:
Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.

Miyagi:
Now use head for something other than target.

Daniel:
Hey, I was just kidding about that.

Miyagi:
Why kidding?

Daniel:
Because I'd get killed if I go down there.

Miyagi:
Get killed anyway.

Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?

Miyagi:
Not yet.

Kreese:
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Karate Student:
No, Sensei.

Kreese:
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Karate Student:
No, Sensei.

Kreese:
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?

Karate Student:
No, Sensei.

Daniel:
This school sucks, man. Sucks.

Daniel:
Hey, what kind of belt do you have?

Miyagi:
Canvas. JC Penny. Three ninety-eight. You like?

Daniel:
No, I meant...

Miyagi:
Daniel-san... karate here.

Miyagi:
Karate here.

Miyagi:
Karate never here

Miyagi:
Understand?

Lucille:
Palm trees, Damn. You know what that means?

Daniel:
Yea. Watch out for falling coconuts.

Daniel:
Could you teach me?

Miyagi:
First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel San, not mine.

Daniel:
Where'd you learn it from?

Miyagi:
Father teach.

Daniel:
You musta had some father, Man.

Miyagi:
Oh yes.

Miyagi:
Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles.

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Daniel:
Hey where did these old cars come from?

Miyagi:
Detroit.

Daniel:
This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. Stupid bike.

Lucille:
Daniel. What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?

Daniel:
Because I felt like it.

Kreese:
We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

Daniel:
All right so what are the rules here?

Miyagi:
Don't know. First time you, first time me.

Daniel:
Well I figured you knew about this stuff. I figured you went to these before. Oh great, I'm dead. I am dead. You told me you fought a lot.

Miyagi:
For life, not for points.

Daniel:
Where am I this ring over here?

Miyagi:
Hai. Number three.

Daniel:
What's that guy kneeling like that for?

Miyagi:
Don't know.

Daniel:
Don't you know anything you can tell me?

Miyagi:
Hai. No get hit.

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.

Kreese:
Out of commission.

Kreese:
What do we study here?

Kreese:
And what is that way?

Kreese:
I can't hear you.

Miyagi:
Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.

Kreese:
Sweep the leg.

Kreese:
Do you have a problem with that?

Kreese:
No mercy.

Dutch:
Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?

Tommy:
I THINK he wants to learn KARATE! Right?

Johnny Lawrence:
Yeah! Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!