Kath & Kim

Craig Baker:
Okay Kimmy I want you to meet someone and I think shes going to make you a lot happier [calls to Ginger] Ginger! Come on Ginger!

Kim Day:
[disgusted] Eww you know I hate dogs!

Craig Baker:
Wait - You say you hate everything, Kim, that's why it's hard to know what you really hate. Baby I did this for us your not going to be my best friend so I got Ginger.It was your moms idea, she sid [imitating Kath] Craig get a dog

Kath Day:
I did not say that!

Craig Baker:
Kim come on!

Kim Day:
[points at Craig] You have no class!

Kath Day:
[blaze] how did you find me?

Phil Knight:
You butt called me with your phone

Kim Day:
Do not go after that dog it's me or her!

Craig Baker:
[sighs] Ginger No! [runs after Ginger]

Kim Day:
Oh! The divorce is sooo on!

Kath Day:
Do you lover her Craig?

Kath Day:
It's like I said in my vows - I'm so in love with Kim it's unbelievable

Phil Knight:
Peanut butter cup!

Phil Knight:
I changed on the outside. Which is really the only type of change that matters. I mean people are gonna tell you different... It's a lie.

Kim Day:
An apple! What am I an orphan?

Kath Day:
We can't elope, Kim, because we already set a date. [while prominently holding a cantaloupe melon]

Kim Day:
When people are at war, or their houses burn down, they may not be in the mood either, but it's my job as a journalist to be insensitive for entertainment purposes.

Craig Baker:
If I take one step out this door, you'll never see me again.

Kim Day:
[crosses arms and scoffs] Ya well, it's a glass door.

Craig Baker:
[exasperated sigh] Why do you gotta be such a brainiac all the time?

Kath Day:
I'm not O.K., I'm exhausted. I have a terrible, terrible case of insomnia.

Kim Day:
God, how could a person not sleep? I could sleep right now. It's hard for me NOT to sleep.