Kathy Griffin: Allegedly

Kathy Griffin:
[about Brooke Sheild's wedding, when Terri Sheilds makes a toast] Then she says, "You know, I wasn't even invited to this wedding." [huge gasp from the audience] Who has died and gone to heaven? Me.

Kathy Griffin:
[about treatment of women in the muslim culture] When the woman walks outside of her house without her burka on, these men would beat her with sticks until she goes back inside. So great for women. [pause] PEACEFUL FARMERS! So they go back inside, probably to clean up the bucket of clits... [big reaction from the audience] Aww! BAD KATHY! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! Right after you moved it!