Kermit's Swamp Years

Kermit:
What was that?

Pilgrim:
That was a pig.

Kermit:
I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.

Goggles, Turtle #1:
Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.

Goggles, Turtle #1:
[reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!

[Kermit catches a fly]

Horace D'Fly:
[muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!

Kermit:
[distorted] Okay

[Kermit releases the fly]

Horace D'Fly:
You used to be faster, Kermit.

Kermit:
Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!

Horace D'Fly:
Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!

Young Hugo Krassman:
I'm not a froggy pants.

Waldorf:
It sure was nice of the frog to let us be in this movie.

Statler:
So people could see how young we look?

Waldorf:
No, so we wouldn't have to watch it!