Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Wade:
[after fixing the car] How's it look, my man?

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Like it never happened.

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Okay, here's the plan. Gunther, I need you to stall dad and Brad while Wade and I fix dad's car.

Gunther:
Monique?

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
[resolutely] Monique.

Gunther:
So let me get this straight. You're asking us to help YOU cover up the truth?

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Not just cover it up. We need to bury the old truth under a mountain of 'new and improved, scratch free, I'm not gonna get grounded truth'. Are you in?

Gunther:
In? I've already got the shovel... [when Kick just looks at him] You were being figurative, weren't you? Right then. I'll just stall them at the hospital.

Harold Buttowski:
[driving home from the hospital, to Brad] I can't believe you made that poor doctor jump out the window.

Gunther:
[to Kick, over the phone] I don't know how much longer I can stall. Where are you?

Gunther:
[crawling out of the sewer, covered in sludge] Found my phone!

Harold Buttowski:
[about the car] I don't under it. That door's always had a scratch there.

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Um... nothing a little elbow grease can't take of.

Harold Buttowski:
Kick, you fixed it?

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Anything for Monique.

Wade:
[after the car rolls off the lifter] Now that's what I call 'carma' with a capital C.

Mrs. Buttowski:
[after a shopper picks up her bread rolls] I'll thank you to kindly keep your hands off my buns!

Glen, Store Manager:
I run a clean store and I aim to keep it clean. You understand?

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
But I didn't do anything!

Glen, Store Manager:
[with dripping sarcasm] Yet!

Brianna Buttowski:
Oh look! Stupid color balls. I think I'll take this one! [grabs a ball and the rack comes down]

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
No!

Glen, Store Manager:
[see Kick chasing Brianna] That's it. Banned for life!

Security Monitor:
[as the kids wreck the cashier lane] Clean up checkout!

Security Monitor:
[as the kids wreck a food isle] Clean up on Isle 4.

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
Cereal, here I come!

Glen, Store Manager:
[going after Kick] I'll teach you to mess up my store!

Security Monitor:
[as Kick and Brianna rush through the sea-food section] Clean up in sea-food!

Brianna Buttowski:
[to Glen, after he's caught Kick] No one threatens my brother but me!

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
[to Brianna] Mom's headed for the check-out. Time to fly.

Clarence 'Kick' Buttowski:
[as the family exits the store] Hey, Glen. See you next week.

Glen, Store Manager:
[to Mrs. Buttowski about Kick and Brianna] Your rotten little kids are nothing but trouble. They destroyed my store!

Security Monitor:
[over comms] Glen, pick up on local please. We need need to talk.

Glen, Store Manager:
[over the hand-comms] Eagle eye, eagle eye. It's shelf stocker, five-niner. Do you copy?

Security Monitor:
[sarcastically] Yes. I can here you, Glen!

"Do it all...and then some " Clarence "Kick " Buttowski