Kid in Hollywood

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Hey, I won a beauty contest.

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
Why isn't Freta Snobo here? I must have Snobo! Get me Snobo!

Jawn Sourpuss:
Hurry, Miss Snobo. The director's been waiting on the set for three weeks.

Freta Snobo:
I think I'm too tired.

Morelegs Sweettrick:
How about me?

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
What's your name?

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Morelegs Sweettrick.

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
Morelegs, huh? You know the part?

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Backwards.

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
Okay. Dress her up, quickly.

Morelegs Sweettrick:
[singing] So I would like to kiss him, but when I looked around, the room was singing love songs and dancing up and down. Now we're both so happy because I'm lost and found, but we just couldn't say goodbye.

Jawn Sourpuss:
Darling, leave with me.

Morelegs Sweettrick:
No.

Jawn Sourpuss:
But I offer you riches! Untold wealth!

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Oh, no. I like simple joys, not gold. I love my husband and my child.

Jawn Sourpuss:
But my love for you is driving me to ruins! Kiss me, my sweet!

Morelegs Sweettrick:
No! Leave me, you oily-tongued rat!

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
Okay, cut. The picture's finished, boys. You were wonderful! You'll be my new star!

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Oh, thank you.

Jawn Sourpuss:
Let's walk over to our office.

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Walk? I should say not! I must have a chauffeur and a maid! Here boy, hold these.

Jawn Sourpuss:
So you gone Hollywood, huh? You better wait till the public sees your picture before you let it go to your head. Of all the nutty dames!

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Hello.

Frightwig Von Stumblebum:
You're a flop! You ruined my picture!

[last lines]

Jawn Sourpuss:
Well?

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Nobody came. My career is a failure, just like that.

Jawn Sourpuss:
Never mind. You can have a career as my wife. I love you. Will you marry me?

Morelegs Sweettrick:
Would I have to do any scrubbing?

Jawn Sourpuss:
I should say not!

[first lines]

Casting Officer:
Okay.