Kingswood Country

Ted Bullpitt:
Somebody should blow those kids up.

Ted Bulpitt:
Pickle me grandmother!

Ted Bullpitt:
You're not taking the Kingswood...

Craig Bulpitt:
Wow, if you're getting a green monster, can I have a Star Wars gun?

Bruno:
Ya' know, I've read about it, I've heard about it, but this is the first time I've actually met a genuine, fully-fledged d*ckhead.

Ted Bullpitt:
Leave your money on the fridge!

Ted Bullpitt:
Bloody Mick Catholics!

Ted Bullpitt:
Bloody Wog!

Thelma Bulpitt:
Hello, Ted. How was your day?

Ted Bullpitt:
Bloody shambles, of course!

Ted Bulpitt:
Well, we better drink this up so we can get dinner over and done with so we can watch The Sullivans.

Graham Kennedy:
Why? I'm not in it.

"The Kingswood? You're not taking the Kingswood! I just Moster Sheened the roof rack!"

Smarty emu bum

Dont dad me I'm your father