Knight-Mare Hare

Bugs Bunny:
[to Sir O of K] Ehhhhhhh, what's up, duke?

Bugs Bunny:
Putting that eight ball in the side pocket is all very well, but it still don't explain what I'm doing in this booby hatchery, or how I'm getting out. [a dragon passes by] Do you smell brimstone? [sees dragon] Oh boy, what big horny toads they do have around here.

Sir O of K:
Surrender, varlet. Thou art the prisoner of me lance.

Bugs Bunny:
I art? And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo?

Sir O of K:
I, knave, am Sir O of K, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire... shire.

Bugs Bunny:
My, he's a big one! Hey, look, pressure cooker. I bet you know a lot of my friends. Ooh! Like, uh, Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Earl of Hines, Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong.

Sir O of K:
Upstarts and rogues. Never heard of them.

Bugs Bunny:
Rogues, eh? Upstarts, eh? Look, Sir Rup of Figs, don't go around insulting my friends, or I shall get me a can opener and open thee up like a can of solid pack tomatoes.

Sir O of K:
What? Wouldst tilt with me?

Bugs Bunny:
Tilt with thee I will, and I won't wilt. Just lend me a weapon, that's all. That's all.

Sir O of K:
Very well, thou stupid scoundrel. Prepare to meet thy fate.

Merlin:
How do you do? My name is Merlin. I'm a sorcerer.

Bugs Bunny:
Y'are! Really? A sorcerer? Hey, come on, let's see you sauce, huh? Please, huh? Please?

Bugs Bunny:
Well, that gives him a hobby, but I still ain't no nearer to my natural habitat. [Sees an apple like the one that hit him in the beginning] Well, why not? After all, they laughed at the man when he invented penicillin.