Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

Po:
Yes. Yes, I am and the dragon warrior doesn't let a broken heart get in the way of helping those in need.

Po:
Ha!

Lu-shi:
Po.

Po:
Junjie, let Lu-shi's... friend go.

Junjie:
Fine.

Po:
Tigress!

Tigress:
I was able to get free, just in time, by the looks of it.

Po:
You're never gonna give on us, are you. Oof!

Tigress:
In your dreams, Panda.

Chen:
Po, thank you so much for saving my brother.

Po:
Your brother? Your brother? I thought he was your boyfriend.

Monkey:
You ready to do this?

Po:
Oh, I was born read - ah! hold on ahh! Just a sec. Okay I'm... good

Monkey, Po:
Stilt fu

Po:
[yelps] Oof!

[Yell]

Monkey:
Unguarded moment!

Po:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Monkey:
Hiya...

Monkey:
[quivers]

Po:
I call that pillars of the ouch.

Monkey:
[quivering] Good name.

Mr. Ping:
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Hey you two! You're supposed to be Stilt-walking ads for my shop. I'm not paying you to messing around.

Po:
You're not paying us all.

Mr. Ping:
Good thing too.

Monkey:
Still not sure how guys on stilts help advertise noodles.

Mr. Ping:
It's how the restaurant business works. Now Stilt-walk, you monkey.

Po:
[grunts] [strains] Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view. There's the jade place... and the bamboo forest and a cute girl, an old dude, some bandits.

Po, Monkey:
bandits!

Monkey:
[kung fu shout]

Po:
Shakaboo - ahh!

Po:
You heard the lady. ha!

Monkey:
Yah!

Po:
Wow, She's even cuter close up

Po:
Wah.

Monkey:
Whoa. Flying goat surprise.

Po:
Cute and knows kung Fu?

Chen:
A little. Don't mess with the goat girl. Seriously, don't

Po:
whoa, whoa, I'm not a band...

Chen:
I'm just kidding. no, I'm not!

Po:
Oof!

Chen:
Mess with the goat, you get the hooves.

Monkey:
You all right?

Po:
Uh... my palms are sweating, my heart is racing, and I'm tingly all over. I think she got me with the cloven-hooved, exploding head technique

Monkey:
Uh, cloven-hooved, exploding head technique actually explodes your head. I think you're in love.

Po:
Love? pfft.

Po:
[chuckles]

Monkey:
no way not this pa - did my head just explode? I can't feel my face. Oh, wait there it is, on my face.

Junjie:
My daughter and I can't thank you enough for helping us in our time of need. Lu-shi is to be married tomorrow.

Po:
Marr - I see. [chuckles] lucky guy. anyone I know?

Lu-shi:
Well I never even met him.

Monkey:
Ah, it's one of those arranged dealios.

Lu-shi:
Yeah, pretty stoked about it. He's called "the dragon warrior".

Po:
Head definitely exploded.

Monkey:
So you trade him for plates?

Mr. Ping:
and bowls. That's how the restaurant business works.

Mu-shi:
Lu-shi, give Poe his present.

Chen:
Yes, sir. Po, I understand that you like action figures.

Po:
[chuckles] Yeah, well, I did. When I was a kid a long time ago. No really no...

Chen:
[squeals]

Chen:
I collected too.

Po:
is that a master shifu?

Chen:
The mono-brow variant.

Po:
That's the rarest one there is!

Chen:
I know! It's yours now or ours if you wanna go through with the whole marriage thing.

Po:
Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Just so we're clear, You're pretty, funny, good at kung fu, you love dumplings and collecting action figures?

Viper:
Well, looks like somebody gets to plan a wedding. Can it be man? Please say yes.

Po:
Go crazy. Oh, Lu-shi I'd would like you to meet...

Lu-shi:
Master Tigress. Oh, my - oh, m - oh, my gosh.

Lu-shi:
[nervous laugh]

Lu-shi:
I'm kind of a mega fan. no, alot. seriously, it's, like, such an honor.

Tigress:
Hang on? you wanna married him?

Lu-shi:
Uh-huh.

Tigress:
Really?

Po:
Whoa, Tigress never pegged you for the jealous type.

Tigress:
jealous? you must be kid...

Lu-shi:
Po. A word.

Shifu:
Marriage is a big step, Po, and you just met this girl are sure you're ready?

Po:
Well, we are combining our action figure collections, so there's that.

Shifu:
Po, if Lu-shi is the wife of the dragon warrior, she will be kidnap target of every villain and scoundrel in the land.

Po:
Wow, I hadn't thought of that.

Shifu:
You'll be putting her in grave danger that's why the rules of the sacred onyk shaolin are so specific

Shifu:
specific how specifically?

Shifu:
You don't really know, do you. You'll have to step down as the dragon warrior

Po:
[gasp]

Lu-shi:
Crane wants to meet with us later to go over the seating chart and - Po are you okay.

Po:
Huh? oh, uh, yeah, yeah sorry

Lu-shi:
[gasp] You're having second thoughts.

Po:
What? no way. kind of. I mean, look, meeting you was the most amazing thing that's happened to me since - since I became the dragon warrior.

Lu-shi:
Do what your heart tells you, Po. Don't let me sway you

Po:
oof! But It's all happening so fast.

Lu-shi:
As dragon warrior, you sacrifice so much to protect the valley of peace, Po. But run from true love would be like running from the great a battle We'd always wonder what if?

Po:
Huh? maybe you're right.

Po:
Tigress, stop!

Tigress:
Stay out of this panda. this how girls discuss things.

Po:
Tigress, I know you're cried your little eyes out that you I aren't together

Tigress:
What?

Po:
Don't be a hero. see, there's a tear right th-no. wow, do you ever blink

Tigress:
[growls]

Po:
Look, what you and I had was a figment of your imagination.

Tigress:
Had?

Po:
Past tense. It's a grammar thing. look it up. Lu-shi are you hurt?

Tigress:
But, Po, she is...

Po:
Tigress, stop embarrassing yourself with your jealousy jealous thing that is my life, and I need to start living it for me.

Po:
What? wait. Lu-shi, you betrayed me?

Lu-shi:
Po, I...

Tigress:
You're going down, Junjie.

Lu-shi:
no, not just yet. the happy couple haven't opened their presents.

Po:
Pillars of ouch.

Junjie:
[quivering] Good n-n-name. Oof

Lu-shi:
Po, save shao!

Po:
Gotcha

Po:
Wow. Those muscles are very defined.

Po:
Thanks. I don't even work out.

Po:
Figures. Whoa!

Po:
Ha! Wa-ta!

Junjie:
[whimpers] , [yelps]

Po:
I can do this. I can do this.

Junjie:
No, not if I can help it. I won a medal in stilt fighting years ago.

Chen:
Oh, Po. Maybe now that this all over...

Po:
[sighs] I can't marry you, Lu-shi. So long as there are evildoers like junjie threatening the valley of peace, I have to remain the dragon warrior.

Chen:
Marry me? You Dork. we barely know each other. I was thinking maybe we could just hang out sometime.

Po:
Ow! Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. But I gotta warn you, somebody might be a little jealous, so, uh - ow! There she is now.

Po:
I don't wanna spend my life wondering, what if? so I'm gonna marry Lu-shi and give up being the dragon warrior or not do that.

Shifu:
[sighs] Po.

Po:
I know that, right? Okay, I've decided. I'm... married. unless you think...

Shifu:
Congratulations, Panda. I'm proud of you, and i wish you all the happiness in the world.

Lu-shi:
I'm sorry, Po. I never meant to hurt you.

Po:
What's this?

Lu-shi:
Junjie's holding him hostage. That's why I did all of this.

Po:
I'm getting Married!

Shifu:
what? Ow!

Viper:
You're kidding, right

Po:
Meet the future Mrs. dragon warrior.

Lu-shi:
Hey, there, Furious Five. Worship you totally trying not spaz.

Po:
I know it's kinda sudden.

Shifu:
Except for the "it was arranged from when we were babies part.

Po:
[chuckles]

Shifu:
[nervous sigh]

Po:
What? give up the dragon warrior or give up Lu-shi. I can't do that.

Shifu:
Which one?

Po:
Either! Being the dragon warrior is the greatest. I'd never give that up. Unless, What if Lu-shi is my one at happiness. I don't wanna wind up old, sad, and alone like or Yo - Uh. It's just, uh, what's the point of having this awesome life. If I've got no one to share it with.

Shifu:
[sigh] It's your decision, Po. no one else can make it for you.

Po:
are you sure? 'cause I'd really rather you just told me what to do, and I'd go along with it.

Shifu:
The dragon warrior follows his heart. The dragon warrior does not let others make up his mind.

Po:
Gah!

Tigress:
Po, I...

Po:
Don't make a scene, Tigress. I've made my decision, kind of and it's the right one. possibly

Tigress:
I just wanted to say I'm sorry. you were right.

Po:
You are jealous.

Tigress:
Y-no! no, you - I - it is your life, Po, and I wish you nothing but the best, friend.

Po:
uh, well...

Lu-shi:
Po?

Po:
Uh, it's not - It's not that I don't want to, But-but-but maybe we should wait to and...

Lu-shi:
Wait? we can't wait. If we don't do this right now, he'll - he'll...

Po:
He'll what? to who? who's "he"?

Mu-shi:
Oh, this is an outrage. get on with it! Marry my daughter and step down as dragon warrior, you ninny!

Po:
But I...

Mu-shi:
Enough!

Po:
But I...

Mu-shi:
Go on!

Po:
I'm just not.

Po:
It was all a lie?

Lu-shi:
Yes. But, Po, I had to, you see...

Junjie:
you've said enough, girl and now to pay the price for your failure.

Po:
Ha! Whoa!

Po:
Ow! ooh!

Junjie:
Ha.

Po:
Wa-ta!

Po:
Huh?

Po:
Off!

Po:
Ahh!

[a pig hands Taotie a scroll]

Taotie:
Ooh, the mail!

[''He rolls out the scroll'']

Taotie:
Aha! The Jade Palace! What did I tell you?

[''Begins readin the scroll'']

Taotie:
A bill? "For the destruction of the Training Hall"?

[''Puts down the scroll'']

Taotie:
A ''bill?''

[''Looks off into the distance'']

Taotie:
Enough of your petty humiliation, Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever ''born!'' Rue! Do you hear me? ''RUE!''

Bian Zao:
Dad, they're, like, four miles away.

Oogway:
Awesome.

Fung:
You help me, I help you. We losers gotta stick together.

Tong Fo:
What a beautiful day... to be destroying the Valley of Peace!

Tong Fo:
My eyes aren't big! I have a small skull! My brain barely fits inside it!

Mantis:
Po!

Po:
Look, I know you're mad, but you gotta help me.

Mantis:
You're still wearing the shoes.

Po:
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Po:
I can't - Master Chao!

Master Chao:
Ah, I've been waiting for you. Come in.

Po:
Yeah, You know, Now's not really the best time.

Master Chao:
Please! I've been waiting my whole life for this. I must see you perform the three needles.

Po:
I'm sorry. It wasn't me, I swear. It was the shoes! They're alive! Ah, Ahh. Stay back.

Po:
We'll get the shoes off you, Po.

Po:
Don't. Sorry.

Master Chao:
Panda, remain clam. If I approach slowly, the shoes may not see me...

Po:
I think they heard you.

Po:
You may be Shoes, But you ain't got no sole! I mean the shoes kind of sole, not - not the other...

Monkey:
We get it.

Po:
Oh, Heck, no! Uh-oh.

Mantis:
Po, run!

Po:
No, I gotta stop them. Now! Hah!

Po:
There's gotta be something that'll - wait. Water! Wah!

Shifu:
Po! Po, are you all right.

Po:
Yeah. just... worn out.

Shifu:
I'm glad to hear it. Because it's time for training.

Po:
Aw!

Po:
Ah! Hunh! Yeah!

Po:
Hello? Old Warty pig lady? Anybody?

Po:
The Market! It's - It's Deserted. Oh.

Po:
Well, I guess if I just... them and go, I - aah.

Master Chao:
It Can't be!

Po:
Hunh. Hunh, rah! Unh.

Shifu:
Ahh! Ow! Po, Please!

Po:
No. I... won't... hurt... Shifu! Ah! I won't. Gah!

Po:
All right, you watch the needles and tell me if I come close, okay?

Po:
[snickers] Okay.

Po:
I don't see where - Yow-oh!

Mantis:
Good first try, though. [laughs]

Po:
ah, my head! Ow-oh, Ow. ah-oh, oh, oh! uhh! eeh! ow. hoo. Oww. Ooh. Ow. Oh. Ow-ow-ow-ow.

Po:
Maybe it really is impossible.

Po:
Yeah, you'd need some magic for that.

Po:
Magician, that's it! I'll go to the moshu market where they sell all magic stuff.

Mantis:
Oh, yeah, That's a good - are you crazy!

Po:
What?

Po:
They sell black magic stuff, man! It's way too dangerous.

Po:
Yes it is much too dangerous, and that is why I'm totally not going to go there, at all.

Po:
Morning, everybody

Shifu:
Well, Panda, I'm glad you were able to drag yourself out of bed to join us for today's training

Po:
Actually, instead of training I thought I'd give that three needles thing a try now

Shifu:
The test of the three needles is a metaphor. Perhaps you didn't quite - All right. But first - Here goes! Did you - Wanna see it again?

Po:
Come on. Just for grins.

Shifu:
All right. But first...

Po:
Here goes!

Shifu:
Did you...

Shifu:
Wanna see it again?

Po:
Well, there you go. So, I'm the celestial phoenix now, right? Which means I'm done with training?

Shifu:
Did you just...

Po:
All righty. The celestial phoenix has a date with some plum dumplings and a nap.

Po:
Nope. I'm The celestial phoenix.

Mr. Ping:
ah, that's... I don't know what it is.

Po:
ahh. Oh, ohh! Waah! Hai, Hai, oh. uh. yuh. Wahaa!

Mr. Ping:
Po, stop it!

Po:
Chah!

Mr. Ping:
Ah.

Po:
Whoa! what was in that bowl?

Po:
It's just water, Po. It's not even hot.

Po:
Wow, these are some sensitive shoes.

Mr. Ping:
Oh, wai - wai - wait, what about my shop?

Po:
Uh, looks... nice. Lived in. Bye.

Po:
What's going on

Crane:
Hello! we're getting ready for master Chao

Po:
Master Chao is coming?

Shifu:
Po, you passed the test of the three needles. You've become the celestial phoenix. This may be the biggest event in the history of kung Fu.

Monkey:
Yeah. Way go, buddy

Tigress:
I've had my doubts about you in the past, Po, But you've proven yourself.

Po:
Yeah, I, Uh - I guess I have. I guess I have.

Shifu:
I'm proud of you panda. Very proud.

Po:
I, uh - whoa! cool!

Crane:
Let's hear it for Po.

Po:
Man, today has been awesome.

Mantis:
Uh-uh.

Po:
Everybody's all telling me how great I am. Master Chao's coming to see me.

Mantis:
You mean, he's coming to see your shoes.

Po:
Huh?

Mantis:
I mention the Moshu Market, then suddenly you've got these amazing kung Fu skills. Ohh! and, New shoes. Okay, it doesn't take an abacus to do the math on that one.

Po:
Come on, that's ridiculous. I don't know how you could suggest such a - please don't tell Shifu!

Mantis:
Why not?

Po:
He's so proud of me and he'd be so disappointed, and he'd make me start training again.

Mantis:
I can't believe you'd lie to Shifu just to get out of training.

Po:
I'm not lying. I'm just not telling the truth.

Mantis:
Uh-huh. Shifu has to know about these shoe, Po.

Po:
Mm. Ah, What the - ah! Yah! Crazy feet. Aw, I'll take the shoes back, Mantis. Just, please, don't rat me out. We're buddies, right?

Mantis:
[sighs] fine. I won't tell Shifu. But until I see Those shoes off your feet and you come clean, I'm not sure we are buddies.

Master Chao:
Stunning. Simply stunning. You truly are the celestial phoenix.

Master Chao:
Ah, yeah, well.

Master Chao:
I guess you should start saying your good-byes.

Master Chao:
I - what?

Shifu:
As the celestial phoenix,You have attained a greater understanding of Kung Fu than any who have gone before you.

Master Chao:
And, of course, Now you must travel the land, teaching this higher form of kung Fu, spreading all that you have learned.

Po:
Uh, I don't know if I've really learned...

Master Chao:
You were my greatest pupil, panda. But now the pupil has become the master. Perhaps one day, I can learn from you.

Po:
I-I-ah, It's the shoes. What?

Master Chao:
What?

Po:
These are magic shoes. I was sick of training, and I thought if I could just do the three needles that'd fix everything. So I got these shoes, But I was wrong, and I'm sorry, and - and...

Po:
Well... good workout

Shifu:
That was the warm-up.

Po:
Warm...

Po:
Whoo-yah! Ow, oh. Ow, oh. oh. Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow. Oh, oh, okay. ah. Oh, ah. Mantis. Ah, oh.

Po:
Master Shifu, How much longer I... have to train?

Shifu:
We're done for today.

Po:
No, no. I mean, how much longer? like, six months, a year

Shifu:
You don't train, you will never reach the next level

Po:
There's a level higher than the dragon warrior?

Shifu:
Yes. The celestial phoenix.

Po:
Ohh!

Shifu:
It said that the celestial phoenix would be attuned to the universe that they could defeat opponent merely by looking at them.

Po:
Awesome! So, how do I get to be the celestial phoenix? How!

Shifu:
By training. You must train until you can pass the test of the three needles. You toss three needles into air then kick them with such precision.

Po:
Yes?

Po:
That one needles passes through the eye of another

Shifu:
No!

Po:
And strikes the third needle so precisely on its point that splits down the middle.

Po:
whoa! I'm gonna be able to do that someday?

Shifu:
Of course not. It's impossible. There's never been a celestial phoenix, and there never will be. That's the point. no one can ever achieve this ultimate goal. which means your training ends.

Po:
Never?

Shifu:
Never.

Po:
Uh, but just to be clear, If I passed that the three needles test, I wouldn't have train anymore, right?

Po:
Yes. in theory. But trust me, It's impossible

Master Chao:
Incredible.

Po:
Thanks. I really gotta talk to mantis about some - whoa! Ah!

Po:
And... and why are you all... smiling? You knew all along. Did you all know?

Po:
Yup.

Po:
Pretty much.

Po:
Shifu told us.

Po:
Also your shoes kept glowing.

Mantis:
Uh, sorry, Po. I had to keep pretending I was the only one who knew so you wouldn't suspect anything.

Po:
Why?

Po:
Why did you go through all of this?

Po:
To get you to understand.

Po:
Understand what? Oh. That fancy Kung Fu isn't worth anything if I don't work for it. If I don't really learn it, It isn't really part of me.

Shifu:
And the one way to learn it...

Po:
is to train.

Shifu:
Exactly. Now, Why don't you take off those shoes.

Po:
Because... I can't.

Shifu:
Don't be ridiculous. You just...

Po:
I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.

Shifu:
Hold still, Po.

Po:
Huh?

Shifu:
I'd like to do this without hurting you.

Po:
Ha. I'd like that too. Ohh.

Po:
You... you must be Fenghuang!

Fenghuang:
Yes. And you must be 300 pounds.

Po:
No. 290, tops.

Fenghuang:
You're good, Panda. But you can't win.

Po:
Why not?

Fenghuang:
Because I cheat.

Shifu:
What's your name, son?

Peng:
Peng. The name is Peng.

Po:
I supposed you're all wondering why I, po, The dragon warrior, has called you here. We're going on a mission. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna give it to you straight, 'cause straight's the way I shoot. It's going to get rough, but no matter how bad it gets, I know I can count on you five. You're the best there are. You ready to do this?

Po:
"whatever you say, Po." "You're the best, Po." "We don't let you down, Po." "Well, hey!" "Po?"

Po:
Yes, Tigress?

Po:
"Well, it - I - it's just that I - "

Po:
It's okay, tigress. Don't be shy.

Po:
"Oh, fiddle-dee-dee, Po." "I think you're the most bodaciously awesome warrior in all the - " Gi-yah!

Po:
I was just, uh, uh, kind of, uh, what, uh... oh.

Po:
Sorry, had to give the troops a little pep talk before we go.

Po:
Taking mantis to the fest. First timer. Gonna show him the ropes.

Po:
Yep. But us regulars just call it the fest. 'Cause it's all cool and stuff.

Po:
I go every year.

Po:
No, it's not. And they're not geeks, they're just really big fans.

Po:
Action figures!

Po:
Historical recreations! Oh, I almost forgot... I made us Oogway masks. Hmm? Eh?

Po:
What? No, come on! No, no, don't listen to these guys. They're just a bunch of sticks of mud. You're gonna love it.

Po:
Okay, okay, forget the masks. No masks. But you gotta come! It's gonna be a day you'll never forget.

Po:
Trust me.

Po:
So long mud stickers. You don't know what you're missing.

Po:
You mean, "the fest"?

Po:
What? Ah, wh - but wait a minute! Why?

Po:
See, I know those words, I'm just not sure they mean.

Po:
But - but master Shifu! I go every year!

Po:
No. He said the dragon warrior couldn't go in there. he didn't say about someone dressed up like the dragon warrior.

Po:
Look, it's simple. I'm not me. I'm just a really big fan of me dressed up like me. And you're not you. Just someone dressed up like you. Someone super-tiny... like a mantis. Anyway, problem solved!

Po:
We're at the fest! Ooh!

Po:
These costumes are awesome.

Po:
Ooh, there's chiwan the oatfish. And mistress gao woo the semi-invisible and, whoa, master prawn with simulated prawn thingies

Po:
The fest!

Po:
What are you talking about?

Po:
Whoa, not - not you guys. Some other geeks, that, yeah, they were outside and we... they didn't have the figures and, uh, uh, come on, mantis. You don't wanna get on the wrong side of the fest-goers.

Po:
Let me show you around.

Po:
This is where you can buy all the latest action figures. This is high-quality stuff. you can't get this just anywhere.

Po:
And over there's the stage where they recreate famous kung fu battles and - whoa! It's me. He's - he's dressed like me.

Po:
The exact moves aren't important, mantis. It's the sprint that counts

Po:
Whoa, awesome!

Po:
I have a - a belly fat guy I use in town.

Po:
Me too. 'cause he's some awesome.

Po:
bring it.

Po:
Hwaa!

Po:
Kick of fury!

Po:
Battle hand!

Po:
Ming neck peel!

Po:
Eye punch!

Po:
Side swipe!

Po:
Kiki toe thrust!

Po:
No, you don't.

Po:
That's not how you do the paralyzing touch points.

Po:
No, it's not!

Po:
That's for costume fighting, mantis. This is action figure fighting. Totally different thing.

Po:
Did not!

Po:
I think I'd know about the paralyzing touch points, 'kay? Trust me, those weren't paralyzing touch points. These are paralyzing touch points. Pew pew pew pew.

Po:
What you were doing was totally not that. So, my guy wouldn't have been paralyzed, and he'd have beat up on your guy. So I win.

Po:
Well, you better hurry, 'cause in the real world, the paralysis becomes permanent after an hour. What a poser, huh, mantis. He didn't even know that - Mantis?

Po:
Oh, no you - I paralyzed mantis!

Po:
Mantis, paralyzed you! I'm so sorry. Ha, uh, are you okay?

Po:
Oh, right, you can't talk. You're paralyzed. Okay, um, I'll undo it. Only, I haven't learned yet. okay, okay, uh, we have an hour. Don't panic. um... Dah, mantis! Snap out of it, buddy. Gah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay. Uh, someone here can help. Uh, know how to undo the paralyzing touch points?

Po:
Mantis? Oh, no. Mantis? Mantis? Where are you?

Po:
Mantis?

Po:
Dad.

Po:
Dad, I'm in big troub - is, uh, that my underwear?

Po:
Dad, you have to help me. I accidentally paralyzed mantis, and it's gonna become permanent in an hour. And now I can't find him.

Po:
I accidentally paralyzed mantis, and it's going to become permanent in an hour, and now I can't find him.

Po:
Master shi...

Po:
Master Shifu?

Po:
I know it's you. Nobody can fake that cute little nose.

Po:
I know, I'm sorry, but listen, this is important, I lost...

Po:
Oh, okay. But seriously, we're running out of...

Po:
Understood, but I...

Po:
But - why would I do that?

Po:
How's that working out for you?

Po:
Awesome!

Po:
That's - mantis! That's what I was trying to telling you. I accidentally used the paralyzing touch points on him, and now I can't find him!

Po:
Wha - me? I was trying, but you had to whine about your whole "poor me" story and then... you're my master and hey, hi, ho, how are you? He asked with deepest respect.

Po:
right.

Po:
After I paralyzed mantis, I put him right here.

Po:
What?

Po:
Hey, taotie.

Po:
Give us mantis, taotie!

Po:
Really?

Po:
Wa.

Po:
Yeah, we've only got a few minutes before he's permanently paralyzed - ooh...

Po:
Why would we do that?

Po:
Ow, ohh!

Po:
Ah, ooh, ow, uhh, ooh!

Po:
Ah, ooh, oh!

Po:
Ow! stop it.

Po:
Whoa, not there. Ooh, ow, eh!

Po:
Mantis? Oof!

Po:
Ah!

Po:
Uh, ah!

Po:
Huh? Gotta reach mantis. Running out of time. Move, you gotta move.

Po:
Oh, look, I'm sorry, I just gotta...

Po:
He's getting away. Must stop taotie.

Po:
Help me fest fans. You're my only hope!

Po:
Mantis! Oh, thanks bian zao.

Po:
Does it have to be the tigress?

Po:
Oh, why isn't he moving?

Po:
Mantis, more than anything I wish you could just jump and - and punch me and kick me and, ah... knock me over.

Po:
Still worried about being a geek?

Po:
Nope.

Po:
So...

Po:
Just you and me.

Po:
Waa!

Po:
Load-bearing wall.

Po:
Lemon slice! Arms akimbo!

Po:
Wa-ta!