Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness2011

Po:
Well... good workout

Shifu:
That was the warm-up.

Po:
Warm...

Po:
Whoo-yah! Ow, oh. Ow, oh. oh. Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow. Oh, oh, okay. ah. Oh, ah. Mantis. Ah, oh.

Po:
Master Shifu, How much longer I... have to train?

Shifu:
We're done for today.

Po:
No, no. I mean, how much longer? like, six months, a year

Shifu:
You don't train, you will never reach the next level

Po:
There's a level higher than the dragon warrior?

Shifu:
Yes. The celestial phoenix.

Po:
Ohh!

Shifu:
It said that the celestial phoenix would be attuned to the universe that they could defeat opponent merely by looking at them.

Po:
Awesome! So, how do I get to be the celestial phoenix? How!

Shifu:
By training. You must train until you can pass the test of the three needles. You toss three needles into air then kick them with such precision.

Po:
Yes?

Po:
That one needles passes through the eye of another

Shifu:
No!

Po:
And strikes the third needle so precisely on its point that splits down the middle.

Po:
whoa! I'm gonna be able to do that someday?

Shifu:
Of course not. It's impossible. There's never been a celestial phoenix, and there never will be. That's the point. no one can ever achieve this ultimate goal. which means your training ends.

Po:
Never?

Shifu:
Never.

Po:
Uh, but just to be clear, If I passed that the three needles test, I wouldn't have train anymore, right?

Po:
Yes. in theory. But trust me, It's impossible