La chasse à l'homme

Julien:
An exceptional lover is bound to make a bad husband.

Fernand:
Two billion taxes to pay. They call it budget. I call it robbery under arms!

Gaston Lartois:
In my case, when it comes to the fair sex, enthusiasm always beats education.

Antoine Monteil:
Don't move! Just stay like that!... A Matisse... If you were naked you would be a Renoir. Had you comme a cropper we would now own a Picasso!

Fernand:
Marriage is what differentiates man from the beast.

Julien:
You must confuse matrimony with laughter... Which is not the same thing though!

M. Heurtin:
I'll give you one more opportunity to decide: marriage or handcuffs.

Julien:
I must admit I don't quite get the diffence.

Gis?le:
What really fascinates me in the field of love is subjective plurality. Even when there are two of us, we are six: you, me, the one you believe you are, the one you think I am, the one I believe is me, the one you'd like to be, plus all those we could have been.