La virgen de los sicarios

Fernando:
Where to?

Alexis:
New York?

Fernando:
No! Its full of Colombians.

Alexis:
Miami?

Fernando:
It's full of Cubans.

Alexis:
France?

Fernando:
France is full of sh*t. They have problems with everybody.

Fernando:
"Thou shalt not kill." Why? Taking someone's life is doing them a favor. A huge favor. Let them live. It's what they deserve.

Fernando:
You can't live without sex. People go crazy without sex. Look how nutty the Pope's become. Spouting crap everywhere and kissing floors. Saying that homosexuality and all that is a sin. That's a sin? Having kids is a sin! There's no space left, the Planet will explode!

Fernando:
Glory is a statue that gets sh*t on by birds.

Fernando:
Everyone's rotten. The world is run by crooks. Look at our despicable President: "A decision that will benefit all Colombians!" Ha.

Alexis:
If you want, I'll shoot him. I mean it.

Fernando:
That's just a waste of bullets.

Alexis:
Tell me something. Do you also like women?

Fernando:
Depends...

Alexis:
Depends on what?

Fernando:
If they have little brothers. When they have cute little brothers I do. Otherwise, no.