Labyrinth

Jareth:
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Jareth:
Oh and Hoggle! If she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince!

Hoggle:
You will?

Jareth:
Prince of the bog of eternal stench!

Hoggle:
What did you have to go and do a thing like that?

Sarah:
You mean rescue you?

Hoggle:
No! You kissed me!

Fiery 1:
Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!

Sarah:
Of course it doesn't!

Fiery 2:
Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?

Fiery 3:
Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!

Sarah:
Once upon a time... there was a beautiful young girl whose step-mother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!

Sarah:
I can bear no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!

Jareth:
You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.

Hoggle:
And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...

Sarah:
Is that all it does, is smell?

Hoggle:
Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.

Sarah:
You're horrible!

Hoggle:
No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.

Ludo:
SMELL BAD!

Stepmother:
She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.

Jareth:
I've brought you a gift.

Sarah:
What is it?

Jareth:
It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby

Sarah:
Ow! It bit me!

Hoggle:
What'd you EXPECT fairies to do?

Sarah:
I thought they did nice things, like granting wishes!

Hoggle:
Shows what YOU know, don't it?

Sarah:
What exactly have you sworn?

Didymus:
I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission.

Sarah:
Well... May we have your permission?

Didymus:
Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?

Didymus:
Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?

Ludo:
Sure. Rocks friends.

Jareth:
You remind me of the babe.

Jareth:
The babe with the power.

Jareth:
The power of voodoo.

Jareth:
You do.

Jareth:
Remind me of the babe.

Sarah:
Did you say... hello?

Sarah:
Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?

Sarah:
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?

Jareth:
Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

Jareth:
Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.

Jareth:
Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.

Hoggle:
This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.

Sarah:
Oh, I didn't know that.

Hoggle:
Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.

Sarah:
Do you?

Hoggle:
Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!

Sarah:
Give me the child.

Jareth:
Sarah i have been generous till now and i can be cruel.

Sarah:
Generous? What have you done that is generous?

Jareth:
EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

Sarah:
Generous? What have you done that is generous?

Jareth:
EVERYTHING! Everything you've wanted I HAVE DONE! You wanted the child taken, I took him. You cowarded before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time, I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN, AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I'm simply exhausted by living up to your expectations. Isn't THAT generous?

Top Red Guard:
Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!

Top Blue Guard:
One of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to... .

Top Red Guard:
bom bom BOM BOM

Top Blue Guard:
Certain DEATH!

all 4 guards at once:
Ooooooooooooohhhhh!

Fiery 1:
When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!

Top Red Guard:
But I must warn you that one of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies. That's the rules too, he always lies.

Top Blue Guard:
I do not! I tell the truth!

Top Red Guard:
Oh what a lie!

Sarah:
Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.

Jareth:
Hello Hedgewart.

Sarah:
Hogwart.

Hoggle:
Hog-gle!

Hoggle:
You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.

Sarah:
What kind of a position is that?

Hoggle:
No position! That's my point.

Sarah:
That's not fair!

Jareth:
You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Sarah:
You're him, aren't you? You're the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it's all the same.

Jareth:
What's said is said.

Sarah:
But, I didn't mean it.

Jareth:
Oh, you didn't?

Jareth:
Tell me Sarah, what do you think of my labyrinth?

The Hat:
It's so stimulating being your hat.

Jareth:
Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late.

Sarah:
I can't. Don't you understand I can't?

Jareth:
What a pity.

Jareth:
So, my labyrith's a piece of cake? Well then let's see how you deal with this little slice...

Jareth:
How you turn my world, you precious thing.

Jareth:
It's only forever, not long at all.

Didymus:
I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?