Ladykiller

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
[as Mike is being wheeled out in a body bag] [sadly] See you in the next life Mike.

Professor Dandridge:
[tossing a bunch of quarters at Jack's feet as he comes out of the police department] Forgot your change

[repeated line]

Professor Dandridge:
Whoops-a-daisey

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
Why are you doing this?

Professor Dandridge:
Are you familiar with the tale of Salome?

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
Sorry

Professor Dandridge:
Salome was a voluptuous girl of seventeen who excelled in the art of sensual dancing. The king was so taken by her cardinal lures that in one brief moment of thoughtlessness, he promised her the head of John The Baptist on a platter.

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
The point being?

Professor Dandridge:
THE POINT BEING detective is that we give them houses, cars, money

[shouts]

Professor Dandridge:
AND FOR WHAT? The flesh a moments pleasure!

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
Who was she?

Professor Dandridge:
My Wife! I caught her F***ING ONE OF MY OWN STUDENTS. All she said was Whoops-a-daisey

Professor Dandridge:
At first I wanted to kill him, but then i though why him? HE'S NOT THE GUILTY ONE!

Lt. Jack 'Jigsaw' Lasky:
Neither are your victims

Professor Dandridge:
YES THEY ARE! THEY'RE ALL AS GUILTY AS THAT WHORE I BURRIED IN MY BACK YARD! That's where I'm going to put your little girl detective [Points gun at Jack]

Richard Darling:
It's show time.