Lake Effects

Old Vic:
Mark Futterman ain't gonna come to Smith Mountain Lake! He goes for big name stuff!

Bob:
Yeah, like that episode on the Bigfoot they found in Malasia?

Carl:
No, Bob. That's stupid, cause Bigfoot isn't real.

Bob:
I know Bigfoot isn't real, Carl.

Old Vic:
I think Bigfoot killed Kennedy.

Carl:
Next order of business. What did we learn from our last stakeout? Larry?

Larry:
No Mallomars. Melted all over my backpack!

Vivian:
I thought you'd never get here.

Sara:
I had to fly into Greensboro, its a two hour drive.

Vivian:
I wish you'd come over the summer when I invited you. But I guess you won.

Sara:
Won?

Vivian:
Whatever cruel game you had going with your father. Now you don't have to see him after all.

Lily:
Mom! She didn't mean that...

Sara:
I thought you liked being a teacher.

Lily:
I love the kids. But watching ten year olds draw robots, and me, and me as a robot, is not quite how I pictured my life.

Sara:
I know you wrote those letters!

Ray:
Yes I did. Every one of them. When you think you know everything, you might just want to look a little deeper.

Mark Futterman:
Know anything about a sea monster lives out in the lake? You ever hear anything about that?

Miranda:
Been a rumor 'bout a 600-pound catfish out by the dam.

Mark Futterman:
Well, that's a lot of Long John Silver's isn't it?

Old Vic:
You married, hon?

Sara:
No.

Old Vic:
Engaged?

Sara:
No.

Old Vic:
Boyfriend?

Sara:
No, I don't have a boyfriend.

Old Vic:
That's great, cause my nephew is 26, he'd be perfect for you!

Vivian:
Now I chose this life. I chose family and community and simplicity and nature, over wealth and power and position and fame. Now I respect your choices; and I know folks in your neck of the woods don't respect mine; but I expect you to know better.

Ash Henson:
Can you tell me how to get to Scruggs Road?

Old Vic:
Be easier to take you there than to tell you. You got a boat?

Ash Henson:
Do I look like I have a boat?

Old Vic:
No, son. You look like you have an attitude problem.

Sara:
Tyler! Thank god! I can't get her started.

Tyler:
You got gas?

Sara:
I forgot you like 'em gassy.