LateLine

Gale Ingersoll:
[they enter the studio, and stand next to the desk Pierce sits in. Andy is, for some reason, clad only in a bathrobe] Pierce should be on his way, but um... In the meantime you guys maybe could rehearse for the cameras?

Conan O'Brien:
Yeah, uh, Andy, maybe you should rehearse naked, so the lighting guys can prepare for your glare?

Andy Richter:
Okay. [takes off his bathrobe, revealing that he is wearing very little]

Andy Richter:
[explaining to a surprised Gale] Oh, see, the network won't let me work totally naked any more, so I wear a flesh-colored jockstrap, and we'll pixilate out the genital area later.

Conan O'Brien:
Andy, she's a professional. 'Sure she's pixilated genitals before.

Gale Ingersoll:
[smiles and pauses for several seconds] ...See you in a minute, guys...

Andy Richter:
Do they always keep it so cold in here?

Mona Guillingsvard:
Raji! [showing the card from the flowers] Explain this.

Raji Bakshi:
I cannot, my tongue, paralyzed with shame

Mona Guillingsvard:
Shame, treachery and betrayal.

Raji Bakshi:
You words stab me like daggers.

Mona Guillingsvard:
Raji, this is Pearce's favourite South-American girlfriend, you must stop having sex with this woman immediately.

Raji Bakshi:
But if I stop, she's threatened to tell Pearce everything.

Mona Guillingsvard:
Then you must continue having sex with this woman indefinately.