Law Abiding Citizen

Clyde Shelton:
How carefully should I tread? Because apparently, I just killed two people! And you are about to let me walk right out that door! How misguided are you!? I feed you a couple of bullshit legal precedents, and there you go - you jump on it like a b*tch in heat!

Clyde Shelton:
Well that's what wrenches are for, dumbass!

Clyde Shelton:
I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I'm gonna bring the whole f***in' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical.

Nick Rice:
[To Shelton] As a prosecutor, I'm breaking all the rules right now, and I don't give a damn. Because I'm a father, I have a little girl. And what you did - bravo. The world is better without Darby and Ames. You're not going to see a tear shed from me, or anybody in my office. [pats him on the hand, and heads to his side of the desk] With that being said, I have a job to do.

[Clyde has just been granted bail]

Rice:
Your honour, I would caution you not to do that!

[Clyde laughs and claps]

Clyde:
Thank you!

Judge:
Excuse me?

Clyde:
No, I don't think I will excuse you. [to everyone] You see, this is what I'm talkin' about. You are about to let me go - are you kidding me? This is why we're here in the first place. [everyone looks at him in surprise] You think I don't remember who you are, lady?

Judge:
I would tread carefully, Mr. Shelton.

Clyde:
Well how carefully should I tread!? Because apparently, I just killed two people! And you are about to let me walk right out that door! How misguided are you!? I feed you a couple of bullshit legal precedents, and there you go - you jump on it like a b*tch in heat! [The judge indignantly bangs her gavel repeatedly] Folks, you all hang out in the same little club!

Judge:
I'm warning you! Mr. Shelton! You will be held in contempt of this court!

Clyde:
[continuing] And every day you let madmen and murderers back on the street! You're too busy treating the law like it's a f***ing assembly line!

Judge:
One more time! One more time!

Clyde:
Do you have any idea what justice is!? Whatever happened to right and wrong!?

Judge:
You are now in contempt of court! Remove this man from my court.

Clyde:
Christ! Whatever happened to right and wrong!? Whatever happened to the people!? Whatever happened to justice!?

Judge:
Bail denied! Bail denied.

Clyde:
[being led away] And I bet you take it up the f***in' ass! B*tch! See you later, Nick.

Judge:
Bailiff...

Clyde Shelton:
[noting the look on his cellmate's face as he eats his steak] So I suppose if I don't share this with you, you're gonna -

Cellmate:
[finishing his sentence] I'm gonna get the f*** up, and cock back my right hand, then I'm gonna split your whole f***in' skull in two. How 'bout that?

[Shelton is giving Rice his confession]

Nick Rice:
That was you on video killing Clarence Darby, wasn't it?

Clyde Shelton:
Yes, that was me.

[Nick sighs in exasperation]

Clyde:
Okay, fair enough, that was me, Clyde Shelton on the video, killing Clarence Darby.

Nick:
Not good enough, Clyde, I need specifics.

Clyde:
I took his fingers with bolt cutters, his toes with tin snips, his balls with a hacksaw, and his penis with a box cutter. How's that for specifics?(!)