Le grand tout

Harry:
If we should return to earth, two years will have passed. 1 year to get here, 1 year to return. But, 2 weeks of travel. How does that make you feel?

Sam:
Without you we'd be quark soup.

Niels:
I... was thinking... Maybe we could spare another 10 000 years...

Harry:
Simply put, everyone you know is dead. How does that make you feel ?

Niels:
That's how prison felt.

Lucie:
This beach, your house, wine, casserole, our language... are gone... milleniums ago probably. We are the remaining 5 individuals of an extinct and maybe forgotten species.

Niels:
The whole time dilation and glutton black hole business... not so motivating.

Ariane:
It can be said that scientific research is the universe investigating itself.

Sam:
Yes, like a white blood cell trying to figure out how a human being works.

Niels:
[sarcastic] Your planet is like the Sahara with Antarctica's temperature...

Lucie:
There's people living in the Sahara and Antarctica!

Niels:
[Niels, looking at a weird metallic cylinder] So... It's a rabbit... and it wont start...

Sam:
What you achieved twice today, no star in the history of the universe ever has.

Sam:
You heard the story of the astrophysicist rabbi ?

Niels:
Should we return to earth, 20 220 years would have passed. Pangea is restored, the world protopresident is a virtual monkey, and there are still a**holes... bummer.