League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Tom Sawyer:
Boy. They told me European women had funny ways.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
No. Hyde will never use me again.

Dorian Gray:
Then what good are you?

Dorian Gray:
I'm complicated.

Tom Sawyer:
Skinner?

Tom Sawyer:
It's okay! It's Skinner!

Tom Sawyer:
What the hell are you doing here?

Sanderson Reed:
What makes you think I'm Skinner, huh?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?

Mina Harker:
Not Gray. He's lived long enough.

Allan Quatermain:
Ah, you're missing a picture, Mr. Gray.

Dorian Gray:
And you don't miss a thing, do you, Mr. Quartermain?

Allan Quatermain:
Oh, sometimes.

Mina Harker:
A man who worships death. Can we trust him?

Allan Quatermain:
He's not the one I'm worried about.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
That's the last time I ever play with matches.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
And they'll provide an antidote... well, that's if I'm a good boy.

Allan Quatermain:
And are you a good boy?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
I guess you'll find out, won't you?

Dorian Gray:
Mina. You're alive.

Mina Harker:
It's possible I can't die. Same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
OW. You scratched me.

Dorian Gray:
Better me than him.

Dorian Gray:
Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?

Mina Harker:
Ideas.

Dorian Gray:
If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset.

Dorian Gray:
Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.

M:
You think you're better than me. You forget. I've seen your painting.

Mina Harker:
You broke my heart once. This time you missed.

Allan Quatermain:
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Allan Quatermain:
Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?

Sanderson Reed:
They're indestructible.

Allan Quatermain:
No, just armor-plated.

Mina Harker:
You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

Mina Harker:
Do you realize what you've done? What you've let out of me?

Dorian Gray:
A woman's wrath? Oh, I'm petrified.

M:
How many times do I have to kill these cretins?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief. Now, I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back.

Dorian Gray:
I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this?

Tom Sawyer:
Care for a spin?

Allan Quatermain:
Oh, I saw... Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.

Dorian Gray:
I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.

Dorian Gray:
Bomb-voyage.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
I've been waiting all week to do that.

Allan Quatermain:
Get a grip, man.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
Well, I thought I just did.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
Oooh, Mina...

Captain Nemo:
Report.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.

Sanderson Reed:
There is great unrest. Countries set at each other's throats, baying for blood. It's a powder-keg. The trouble of which I speak could set a match to the whole thing: War.

Allan Quatermain:
Wi-With whom, exactly?

Sanderson Reed:
Everyone. A world war.

Allan Quatermain:
That notion makes you sweat?

Sanderson Reed:
Heavens, man. Doesn't it you?

Allan Quatermain:
This is Africa, dear boy. Sweating is what we do.

Tom Sawyer:
What is it?

Captain Nemo:
The sound of treachery.

Captain Nemo:
Contain your evil, Doctor. I'll not have the brute free upon my ship. Must I take drastic steps?

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
I am in control.

Captain Nemo:
I very much doubt it.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Your talk is all well and good, sir... but your own past is far from laudable.

Allan Quatermain:
I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate.

Captain Nemo:
And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.

Allan Quatermain:
Skinner, I want you dressed at all times, eh? Or it's my boot up your arse.

M:
You can't kill the future.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Let's not make a saint out of a sinner. Next time he may not be so helpful.

Nigel:
Perhaps I should toddle off, should I, Allan?

Allan Quatermain:
Yes, of course, Nigel. You toddle off.

Nigel:
Toddling.

Dorian Gray:
We'll be at this all day.

Sanderson Reed:
But you're Allan Quartermain. Stories of your exploits have thrilled English boys for decades.

Allan Quatermain:
That I know. And Nigel has done a grand job reminding me. But... with... each... past exploit... I've lost friends, white men and black... and much more. And I'm not the man I once was.

Allan Quatermain:
May this new century be yours, son, as the old one was mine.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
So, how did M get you?

Allan Quatermain:
None of your business.

Mina Harker:
You're a little testy, Mr. Q.

Allan Quatermain:
Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.

Mina Harker:
And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.

Allan Quatermain:
I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.

Mina Harker:
Do I distract you?

Allan Quatermain:
My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
You can send 'em my way.

Allan Quatermain:
Skinner, shut up.

M:
James Moriarty? The so-called Napoleon of crime? That man died at Reichenbach Falls. He died, and I was reborn.

Mr. Hyde:
Trouble? I call it sport.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?

M:
I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age.

Allan Quatermain:
You will not live beyond today. That I promise you.

Mr. Hyde:
It's me on a bad day.

Sanderson Reed:
The Empire needs you.

Allan Quatermain:
But the question is, do I need the Empire?

M:
They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Fantom.

Allan Quatermain:
Very operatic. And what's in it for him?

M:
Profit.

Captain Nemo:
This is my first mate.

Ishmael:
Call me Ishmael.

Marksman #1:
Draw your pistol.

Captain Nemo:
I walk a different path.

M:
To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.

Dorian Gray:
Growl.

Captain Nemo:
You underestimate the Nautilus. You underestimate her greatly.

Dorian Gray:
I don't like to boast.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Just shut up. I won't be tricked again.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Liar. I am a good man.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
No.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
No.

Dr. Henry Jekyll:
Be quiet.

Allan Quartermain:
I don't like theatrics.

M:
After Africa's veldts, London's climate isn't affecting your mood, I see...

Allan Quartermain:
Identify yourself.

M:
I am known by many names, Mr. Quartermain. My underlings call me Sir. My superiors call me M.

Allan Quartermain:
M?

M:
Just M.

Professor Moriarty:
To the death. But you'll need Hyde to make it mine.

Allan Quartermain:
He'll be making his own fight.

Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man):
Oh, brandy anyone?

Dorian Gray:
Help yourself.

Mina Harker:
Don't let it ruin your makeup.

Captain Nemo:
I'm impressed, Mr. Gray. You take Skinner's uniqueness in your stride.

Dorian Gray:
Well, I've seen too much in my life to shock easily.

Dorian Gray:
I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor.

Allan Quartermain:
Heh. That was naughty.

Tom Sawyer:
Thanks.

Allan Quartermain:
Eyes open, boy. I can't protect you all the time.

Rodney Skinner (the Invisible Man):
Hello, Dorian. The great white hunter's bagged his prize.

Dorian Gray:
Or the prize bagged him.

Allan Quartermain:
Stay back, if you value your lives.