League of Extraordinary Gentlemen2003

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
So, how did M get you?

Allan Quatermain:
None of your business.

Mina Harker:
You're a little testy, Mr. Q.

Allan Quatermain:
Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.

Mina Harker:
And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr. Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.

Allan Quatermain:
I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.

Mina Harker:
Do I distract you?

Allan Quatermain:
My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man):
You can send 'em my way.

Allan Quatermain:
Skinner, shut up.