Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2



Year:
2009
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Whitaker:
[the survivors have entered Whitaker's gun shop and started to take weapons. He speaks over the intercom from the floor above] Hello there. Now, normally when four bloodstained looters break into my store, I would shoot them where they stand. But you happen to have caught me at an opportune time. Take what weapons you need and come on upstairs. I reckon we can come to an accordance. I'm guessing you four'd be heading to the mall for rescue. And I further guess you won't get there, as the road is blocked. I know because I watched CEDA block it. So here's what I propose. I've barricaded myself on the roof, with provisions and guns enough to and kill every zombie in the city five times over, and eat well while I'm doing it. But in my haste I forgot to pack cola. Cola and nuts is a weakness of mine-though I do not love it so much that I'd be fool enough to die in the attempt to procure it. So here is my proposition: If you go find me some cola at yonder food store, I'll clear that CEDA blockade for you.

Ellis:
I can understand that, man needs his snacks. [quietly] Man, this guy's weird. [alt. line] Sir, in exchange for the use of your weapons, I will get you some Cola. [alt. line] Cola for guns; I think this is like the reverse of what my school did.

Coach:
[one possible line] I have never killed zombies on a snack run, but today is a day of firsts. If you don't mind us using your guns to do it, we're good to go. [alt. line] Cola and nuts? Could go for some myself. Better not be diet cola because that I will not do.

Whitaker:
No, sir. Diet don't get the right flavor. I better not see no cherry neither. It's straight cola or no deal.

Coach:
[hearing the radio] Those sound like soldiers! Somebody talk to 'em.

Nick:
[alt. line] Hey, those are soldiers! Let's let 'em know we're here.

Nick:
[picks up the radio] Um, Hello?

Ellis:
[if Ellis picks up] Hello there!

Papa Gator:
Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself. [or] Bridge! Who is this?

Rochelle:
This is someone who could use some help.

Coach:
[if Coach answers] Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!

Nick:
[if Nick answers] My name's Nick. There's four of us on the... on the west end of the bridge.

Ellis:
[if Ellis answers] Name's Ellis! You? [alternate line] Four people that could use some help, sir. [alternate line] Uh, well well, sh*t, I'm Ellis, I got Rochelle here with me. Coach, and Nick.

Papa Gator:
[if Rochelle answers] Uh, sorry for using the radio, but, we are four survivors on the bridge. [or just] Four survivors on the bridge! [or] This is someone who could use some help!

Papa Gator:
Bridge, are you immune?

Coach, Nick, Rochelle:
[Coach, Nick, and Rochelle all say this line in different ways if they were the one who picked up the radio] We are NOT infected.

Ellis:
[if Ellis answered] I ain't *sick*...! [alt. line] I'm feelin' pretty good. [or] I guess. I think so... Whaddya mean?

Rochelle:
[if Rochelle answered] We're not infected! Listen, we... [she is interrupted]

Papa Gator:
[response to any of them] Negative Bridge. Are you IMMUNE? Have you encountered the infected?

Coach:
*Encountered*? Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SH*T.

Rochelle:
Yeah, yes, yes, we are immune. [or an alternate line] Okay. We just ran up here covered in blood getting chased by zombies. Do you *think* we've encountered infected? LET US THROUGH THE DAMN BRIDGE!

Nick:
[if Nick answered] Yeah, you could say that.

Ellis:
[if Ellis answered] We fought zombies, yeah! [or] Well hell, yeah, we fought zombies!

Papa Gator:
Rescue Seven, are you equipped for carriers?

Rescue 7:
Affirmative, Papa Gator.

Papa Gator:
Bridge, we have pulled out of that sector. Your only remaining pickup is available on the other end of the bridge. Our last chopper is leaving in ten minutes. You need to lower the span and get across the bridge. God be with you. [alternate line] Bridge, that sector is clear of friendlies. Your only remaining pickup is on the east bank of the bridge. Our last chopper is leaving in ten minutes. You need to lower the span and get across to the east end. Be advised, the bridge is crawling with Whiskey Deltas. [or] Be advised, the bridge is crawling with infected. [end line] Good luck./Good luck, Bridge./God be with you, Bridge.

Coach:
I hear ya, man. See ya soon. [alt. line] We gotcha. We used to that sh*t by now. [alt. line] Wind up the chopper, because here we come. [alt. line] We're on our way.

Nick:
[if Nick turns on the bridge] You heard the man, let's get across the goddamn bridge.

Ellis:
[if Ellis turns on the bridge] Allright, he says we gotta lower the bridge, be careful of the zombies, and they'll be waiting on the other side. Oh yeah - and he wishes us good luck.


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