Left 4 Dead 22009

Whitaker:
[the survivors have entered Whitaker's gun shop and started to take weapons. He speaks over the intercom from the floor above] Hello there. Now, normally when four bloodstained looters break into my store, I would shoot them where they stand. But you happen to have caught me at an opportune time. Take what weapons you need and come on upstairs. I reckon we can come to an accordance. I'm guessing you four'd be heading to the mall for rescue. And I further guess you won't get there, as the road is blocked. I know because I watched CEDA block it. So here's what I propose. I've barricaded myself on the roof, with provisions and guns enough to and kill every zombie in the city five times over, and eat well while I'm doing it. But in my haste I forgot to pack cola. Cola and nuts is a weakness of mine-though I do not love it so much that I'd be fool enough to die in the attempt to procure it. So here is my proposition: If you go find me some cola at yonder food store, I'll clear that CEDA blockade for you.

Ellis:
I can understand that, man needs his snacks. [quietly] Man, this guy's weird. [alt. line] Sir, in exchange for the use of your weapons, I will get you some Cola. [alt. line] Cola for guns; I think this is like the reverse of what my school did.

Coach:
[one possible line] I have never killed zombies on a snack run, but today is a day of firsts. If you don't mind us using your guns to do it, we're good to go. [alt. line] Cola and nuts? Could go for some myself. Better not be diet cola because that I will not do.

Whitaker:
No, sir. Diet don't get the right flavor. I better not see no cherry neither. It's straight cola or no deal.