Legit

Jim Jefferies:
Billy, women don't want you to be yourself... At times they say "they do," but you know women, they like to lie. Women have this image of a man in their head that they've had since they were little girls watching princess movies and playing with their daddies. You try to accommodate them, which is an activity women can't relate to. So you change, and you try to be what they want you to be. You change, and they believe you don't have balls anymore. So, you change back to yourself, and they think you're a bastard.

Billy Nugent:
I love 50s dad, but Jesus that sounds scary.

Jim Jefferies:
Do you really want to get involved with this world?

Billy Nugent:
Sounds great.