Leprechaun

Leprechaun:
Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.

Ozzie:
Don't cut yourself on any of this old rusty metal. If you do, it will make your jaw lock shut.

Ozzie:
What are you?

Leprechaun:
What do I look like, me lad? See the hat? The buckles on me shoes? Why, I'm a Leprechaun!

Leprechaun:
You only got away because me powers are weak! I NEED ME GOLD!

Leprechaun:
I'll not rest till I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell.

Leprechaun:
Have you seen a crock of gold lyin' around?

Leprechaun:
Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it.

Ozzie:
Help. Help. It's happening. The attack is on. O'Grady farm. Uh, send help. The leprechaun is attacking. Army, navy, guns, marines, and we're gunna need some medicine.

Deputy Tripet:
Say, aren't we a little young to be out this late?

Leprechaun:
No, I'm 600 years old.

Tory:
That thing is a leprechaun and we've GOTTA figure out how to stop it!

Tory:
Nathan, that was no F***ING bear.

Leprechaun:
Little girls shouldn't look for four leaf clovers.

Leprechaun:
Where's ME gold?

There once was a man of Madras, who's balls were made of fine brass, so in stormy whether they clanged together and sparks flew out his ass