Let's Get Tough!

Muggs:
[watching a parade of troops march by] Okay, boys, we've seen enough. Come on.

Danny Connors:
Why? Where're we going?

Muggs:
We're gonna clean up on some Japs.

Officer 'Pops' Stevens:
[ready to let the boys go but pointing to the vegetables stolen by Muggs] All right, only put that stuff back where you got it.

Muggs:
That's Vitamins for Victory.

Navy Recruiter:
You wanna join the Navy? What for?

Glimpy:
We wanna share the ocean with Japan.

Navy Recruiter:
You wanna do *what*?

Glimpy:
We wanna share the ocean with Japan.

Navy Recruiter:
What do you mean "with Japan?"

Glimpy:
We'll take the top and give them the bottom.

Muggs:
Something smells.

Scruno:
Yeah, and it ain't cherry blossoms.

Danny Connors:
Whatever it is, we're gonna find out.

Muggs:
You're sorta J.G., huh? Junior G-Men?

Scruno:
Hey, now there's an idea. They won't let us enlist, so maybe we can help out like that.

Muggs:
Good morning, Matsui. How's your health?

Mr. Matsui - Joe's Father:
Very good. I trust that your honorable health is excellent, young man.

Muggs:
My health is slowly depreciating, and I'm very dishonorable, but I want to thank my venerable forefathers that I'm able and well to walk into your worthy tea shop on this sunny day.

[the East Side Kids discover the Black Dragon uniforms]

Muggs:
Maybe they're just a bunch of actors rehearsing a play or something.

Glimpy:
Naw, I think it's Japanese Halloween.

Glimpy:
We wanna learn Yokohama to yodel the Star Spangled Banner.

Recruiting Officer:
You'll have to have proof of your age.

Muggs:
Proof? Feel these bristles. [rubs his chin on the back of the officer's hand] And I just shaved this mornin', too.

Fritz Heinbach:
Democracies, they won't be here much longer.

Tojo - Joe's Assistant:
You're a very brave young fellow with all your friends here.

Danny Connors:
Yeah, go ahead. Step outside, fellas. I wanna take care of this.

Tojo - Joe's Assistant:
Oh, no. I don't a wanna fight.

Muggs:
Naw, not unless you've got ten to one on your side.

Glimpy:
You talk like you was a General MacArthur.

Scruno:
Bataan or Japan, that General will fight 'em to a stand still.

Danny Connors:
Yeah, you're not kidding. So long as he's got help.

Muggs:
He'll have plenty of help because we're joinin' the army.

Muggs:
That toad from Tokyo, he can't do that to me. I'll murder him!

Scruno:
Say, you guys sure this is Kino's store?

Glimpy:
Sure, can't you smell the cherry scent?

Scruno:
The only thing I ever did with a cent is spend it.

Muggs:
All in one place?

Danny Connors:
You gotta believe us.

Muggs:
Eh, he wouldn't even believe Ripley.

Glimpy:
What did I do now? You said you wanted to make a pyramid.

Muggs:
You'll never make it, ya bunch of...

Glimpy:
Well, I'm not an Egyptian!

Glimpy:
[knocks a spy unconscious] You're one Risin' Sun that's not gonna rise.

Meeting Chairman:
Seize those men!

Scruno:
Not if I sees you first!

Muggs:
Uh-oh, there goes Little Red Riding Hood. A beautiful piece of Hari-Kiri.

Glimpy:
What do you mean Hari-Kiri? He committed suicide.

Muggs:
The Japs don't ask you how old you are when they start droppin' those bombs on ya.

Recruiting Officer:
Orders is orders. Tell that to the Marines.

[last lines]

Muggs:
Awe, don't feel bad. We'll take you on your honeymoon. Come on, let's go! See you in Tokyo, Papa!

Scruno:
I may be a Junior G, but I'm also an SBB.

Muggs:
What is an SBB?

Scruno:
A scared black boy!

Scruno:
[at the top of a dark staircase after Muggs bribes him with a reward of loaded dice to be their point man] No, I ain't going down there first.

Muggs:
Not even for the dice?

Scruno:
Not even for fried chicken.

Glimpy:
[after his mother throws them out for catching her stove on fire] Now look, fellas, don't mind my mother. She gets nervous over nuttin'.

Muggs:
That's the most moiderous interpretation of music *I* ever heard.

Muggs:
Can't you ever learn no ethics?

Glimpy:
Aw, can I help it if I'm touched?

Scruno:
Man, we is in here, but we still ain't no where.