Lexx: The Dark Zone

Zev:
What kind of robot are you?

790:
I'm a robot who wants to live in your underpants.

Kai:
In the light universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the dark zone I will be light.

Kai:
Would you care to join me in watching the supernova? It is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Thodin:
My life means nothing in the great equation. Beauty such as yours must live on.

Kai:
Are there other heretics with you?

Zev:
Lots. They are coming up here now and they are heavily armed.

Kai:
No. You are alone.

Stanley:
[falls to his knees] We worship his divine Shadow and beg his forgiveness.

Zev:
Don't Stan. Die with some dignity.

Stanley:
[Gets up] I the, arch heretic, am reformer Stanley Tweedle. And though only an assistant deputy and back up courier, I did everything I could, I really tried!

Kai:
I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers; proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak... and the beautiful.

Bug-Bomb:
Malfunction [falls off pipe, spins on rotary thing, bounces off wall] Ow! [part falls off] Bug-bomb lost head!

Thodin:
Remember Erika? The only reason millions, MILLIONS died for that overheated rock was because two Erikans were bio-code specialists for the Cluster. We fought that war, traitor, so I could be here today.

[raises hand]

Thodin:
They died, so I could have the key to the Lexx.

Robots:
Hail Thodin! Winner of His Shadow's award of merit!

[Thodin goes up to them and steals their guns, lifting the arm on one robot and the other robot lifts its own arm]

Thodin:
Good Boys.

Robots:
Hail Thodin! Winner of [pause] correction, award of merit rescinded! Thodin, Arch-Heretic and rebel, you are wanted for immediate termination! [lift arms, pause] Please return our weapons!

[Thodin shoots and vaporizes the robots]

Thodin:
May his Shadow fall upon you.

Kai:
His Shadow!

His Divine Shadow:
His Divine Shadow. Yes.

Kai:
The Brunnen-G will defeat you!

His Divine Shadow:
I did not think so. The power of order has destroyed your planet. The power of order will destroy you. And you are the last of the Brunnen-G left alive.

Kai:
The Time Prophet has seen your order destroyed by the Brunnen-G.

His Divine Shadow:
The Time Prophet's vision appears to be flawed.

[Stabs Kai in the chest with a dagger]

[an officer steps forward as His Shadow looks to him]

Foreshadow Officer:
We will incinerate the carcass.

His Divine Shadow:
No. This last specimen of the now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits punishment beyond death. Transport him to the bio-scholars.