Life Sentence: The Unaired Episode (Rosebud)

Jessica Whinslow:
I don't want another man, I want you... always. All I'm saying it would be interesting to feel the skin of another man over my body.

Michael Whinslow:
And on my body?

Jessica Whinslow:
Naturally.

Richard Williams:
I feel like maybe I should introduce myself so we all feel a little more comfortable. My name is Dick.

Jessica Whinslow:
Are we using aliases?

Richard Williams:
Should we?

Jessica Whinslow:
It's just that your profile name was Dick.

Richard Williams:
Yes. Oh I see, no my actual name is Dick.

Michael Whinslow:
How apt.

Richard Williams:
No, no, no. The seminal horror classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre, arguably the best film of 1974.

Michael Whinslow:
True some may argue that would be The Godfather Part 2 or Chinatown or The Conversation...

Jessica Whinslow:
In any case Michael & I don't tend to do Horror films. It's hard enough escaping the horrors of the day to day world without complicating such a beautiful form of escapism.

Jessica Whinslow:
What? You can't back out now.

Michael Whinslow:
I'm not. I just thought if either of us ever had to go with another guy, that guy would be little more Gosling than well... Dick.

Jessica Whinslow:
How about you head into the bedroom, lay down, relax and get ready.

Jessica Whinslow:
To make it a little easier, I've shortlisted a number of candidates for the job.

Michael Whinslow:
I don't know what's worse that you're running this like a parliamentary election or that you're referring to the act as a job.