Lights of Old Santa Fe

Gabby Whittaker:
Jumpin' jackrabbits. What kind of jigity you call that?

Marjorie Brooks:
That's a ballet of wood nymphs.

Gabby Whittaker:
They ain't wearin' enough clothes to flag a handcar.

Roy Rogers:
Good morning Margie. Don't mind me calling you by you're name on this program, but would you mind stepping up here for a minute?

[Margie hesitates, while her friends tell her to go ahead]

Roy Rogers:
Then I'll step down there.

[Roy steps of the platform onto the sidewalk]

Roy Rogers:
Would you care to answer a few simple questions?

Marjorie Brooks:
Are you going to ask them?

Roy Rogers:
Only me.

Marjorie Brooks:
Then I'm sure they'll be 'simple'.

[Crowd laughs]

Roy Rogers:
First question. As shopper would you condemn a can of corn beef if you've never heard of the brand before?

Marjorie Brooks:
Yes I would, if I found it was all corn and no beef.

[Crowd laughs again]

Roy Rogers:
You see folks she's just as bright as she pretty. And what a smile she has. Just the sun breakin' over the mesa after a thunder squaw.

Marjorie Brooks:
Thank You.

Roy Rogers:
And with an answer like that, Margie, you're entitled to twelve ears of shiny golden corn, compliments of the Medley market.