Lil' Bush: Resident of the United States

Lil' George:
Of course. When in doubt. Hide behind 9/11.

Lil' George:
Lil' Cheney, stop forming a barber shop quartet with past versions of yourself.

Lil' George:
I'm off to the dance with my one date, yep one date, one date.

Barbara Bush:
Why did you say one date three times?

Lil' George:
What, I don't have three dates, you're crazy.

Lil' George:
All the numbers are here: one, two, seven, that guy.

Lil' George:
Oh yeah, and the kid pope is an alien who goes to Hawaii to forget about his ex-girlfriend.

Misc Voices:
[Lil' Bill Clinton] It would mean a lot to me if you went with me to Spring Break.