Limestone Burning

Dominic:
And why didn't you wanna sit behind me? You think I'm gonna break wind?

Pokes:
...Yes.

T:
"Break wind"? [laughs]

Dominic:
[while turning on the car's air conditioning] And air is turning on at the moment. There we go, nice and coolness.

T:
[while holding Dominic's key chain] What the hell is that?

Dominic:
What? Don't touch my sh*t. This is my little ding-a-ling-a-dong-dong that is gonna keep us safe.

Pokes:
Is that like a cockroach in amber?

Dominic:
No, that's a giant ass bee.

T:
Cock-a-roach!

Nikkei:
It's a leaf?

Dominic:
No, not a leaf. Bee.

Nikkei:
Bee?

Dominic:
Yes, with a B and a double E. With a bee.

Nikkei:
Why do you have a bee?

Maddy:
What does it do?

Dominic:
Nothing.

T:
[questioning why they are stuck at the border] Why is this guy still stopped?

Dominic:
'Cause he told him not to come forward.

T:
Really?

Dominic:
[holding up his hand] Yeah, this is stop.

T:
I can't see. The car's in front of me.

Dominic:
I-the car's in front of me also!

T:
[while looking at Niagara Falls] See how it's really calm and then it dips?

Dominic:
Yeah, that's called the falls.

T:
This guy wasn't even stopped. That lady's not wearing a bra.

Pokes:
Who?

Dominic:
The one with the giant tits hanging!

Pokes:
Oh! Oh, god! I'm not even gonna film that.

Dominic:
[referring to trains running over the tunnel when the rails were thought to be inactive] I, god, if I had-if those were running over there I would have SH*T in my PANTS.

Maddy:
I gotta pee.

T:
Why the frick is it so busy tonight?

Maddy:
It's a Saturday night, and it's after that Nik Wallenda so I'm pretty sure people spent nights in hotels and are here for the weekend.

T:
I'm not doing it. I can't do it.