Lingo

Host:
And remember... It's not just letters...

Co-Host:
... It's *lingo*.

Contestant:
[guessing] "Ninny". N-I-N-N-Y.

Host:
As in "I Was a Teenage Ninny"? "My Mother's a Ninny"?

Contestant:
[guessing] "Approach" A-P-P-R-O-A-C-H.

Host:
Well, that was really interesting. We'll do a Mac spell check on that one!

Contestant:
[guessing] "Khaki" K-A-H-K-I.

Host:
Just keep spelling. Eventually it'll come to you. Just keep spelling.

Contestant:
[guessing] "Kazaa" K-A-Z-A-A.

Host:
[not familiar with the name] Holy cow...

Contestant:
[guessing] "Oscar" O-S-C-A-R.

Host:
I don't think we can take that. [to the judge] Isn't that a proper name?

Contestant:
It's also a type of fish.

Host:
You're right; it is a type of fish, but it's used as a proper name. "I hate to tell you, Oscar, but you look like a fish!"

Contestant:
[guessing] "Soiks" S-O-I-K-S.

Host:
[incredulous] "Soiks"? That's not a word!

Host:
Let me see if I've got this straight. The last three words have been "strip", "kinky" and "freak." Is that where we are? What has this show come to?

Host:
Let me get this straight. Strip, kinky and freak. Is that where we are in this show?

Host:
"Puke", "snort" and "hello." They really tied them together.

Co-Host:
[after giving a two-male team a new playing board] All right boys, take a look at your balls!

Host:
[audience and contestants begin laughing] Okay... just leave it right there and we'll all be fine...